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Hillary Calls Trump ‘Divisive’ and ‘Unfit’ [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 July 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/16/2016 10:42:49 AM PDT by John Semmens

Amidst polls showing her lead over GOP rival Donald Trump dwindling, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton warned voters against “the most divisive and unfit candidate in our nation’s history.”

A key consideration from Clinton’s perspective is the fact that “Republican voters passed over 16 worthy representatives of the GOP brand and latched onto a man outside the mainstream of government. Trump hasn’t been a participant in any of the processes for governing a city, state, or nation. He has no record to run on.”

Hillary contrasted Trump’s lack of governing experience with her own “30-year career at the center of events at the state and national level. How can we trust a man who has never taken one step in the shoes of those of us who have governed to know what to do with the awesome power to rule?”

“On top of his lack of the appropriate experience we have his naive approach to the issues of the day,” she continued. “At every turn he would divide us from each other. He demands we close our borders to those who desperately want to come to America. He would single out and oppress the religious beliefs and practices of those striving to fulfill the prescriptions of Islam. He would force ‘law and order’ on those who see themselves as victims of a moral code with which they disagree.”

The candidate also touted her recent “exoneration” by the FBI as another point of distinction from her opponent. “I have undergone the most thorough examination by our nation’s premier law enforcement agency and been found not-guilty,” she boasted. “The worst they could say about me was that I was extraordinarily careless with my emails. Millions of Americans have had difficulties with emails. Many have had their bank accounts drained and their identities stolen. I avoided these consequences. So, I think I’m doing better than average.”

In related news, Clinton reminded voters that “the president can use the IRS to punish political enemies. Do we really want to put this weapon in the hands of a person like Donald Trump?”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2016/07/16/hillary-calls-trump-divisive-and-unfit/


TOPICS: Government; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: hillary; irs; satire; trump

1 posted on 07/16/2016 10:42:49 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“On top of his lack of the appropriate experience we have his naive approach to the issues of the day,” she continued.

As opposed to the establishment approach of spend more $$$ on more of the same cronyism that doesn’t work.


2 posted on 07/16/2016 11:06:59 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: John Semmens
I cannot wait for the first debate.

Trump is going to melt the wicked witch !

3 posted on 07/16/2016 11:51:47 AM PDT by Newbomb Turk (Hey Newbomb, where's your brothers ElCamino ?)
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To: John Semmens

Who can stand her?


4 posted on 07/16/2016 12:54:21 PM PDT by Swede Girl
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To: Swede Girl

And she’s not?


5 posted on 07/16/2016 4:01:45 PM PDT by dvan (Send Them Home!Napolatono)
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To: Swede Girl

And she’s not???????


6 posted on 07/16/2016 4:02:31 PM PDT by dvan (Send Them Home!Napolatono)
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