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Happy Father's Day! Here's lots of fatherly advice from Homer Simpson.
VA Viper ^
| 06/19/2016
| HarpyGoddess
Posted on 06/19/2016 3:39:08 AM PDT by harpygoddess
No, no, no, Lisa. If adults dont like their jobs, they dont go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American Way.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Dont eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
Marge, dont discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. Its what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
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TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: fathersday; simpsons
There's nothing like comparing yourself to Homer Simpson to make you feel as if your kids are extraordinarily lucky to have you as a dad.
To: harpygoddess
half of me says this probably isn't appropriate since sadly we have so many dads and husbands just like Homer. I remember a preacher actually talking about this once, "Father knows best becomes father is a stupid bald guy. DOH!" Put it down as a sign of the times.
Then again comparing yourself to Homer you feel a lot better.
Not only that, watch worlds strictest parents. Compare yourself to the parents of the UK brats sent to America to live with strict parents and some of these strict parents they just go overboard!
It really does make you feel extraordinary.
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posted on
06/19/2016 3:43:48 AM PDT
by
mainestategop
(DonÂ’t Let Freedom Slip Away! After America , There is No Place to Go)
To: harpygoddess
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posted on
06/19/2016 3:44:07 AM PDT
by
heterosupremacist
("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." Thomas Jefferson)
To: mainestategop
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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posted on
06/19/2016 4:03:28 AM PDT
by
mindburglar
(When Superman and Batman fight, the only winner is crime.)
To: harpygoddess
For all of their dysfunction, the Simpsons are a very close family unit.
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posted on
06/19/2016 4:14:32 AM PDT
by
newfreep
To: mindburglar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Bill Clinton. (With apologies to Sigmund Freud)
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posted on
06/19/2016 4:53:28 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: harpygoddess
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posted on
06/19/2016 4:59:01 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: harpygoddess; SpinnerWebb
My all time favorite:
"Trying is the first step on the road to failure."
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posted on
06/19/2016 10:18:15 AM PDT
by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
To: harpygoddess
I’m more like equal parts Homer Simpson and Hank Hill.
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posted on
06/19/2016 11:46:13 AM PDT
by
Company Man
(Keep on Trumpin')
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