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There's nothing like comparing yourself to Homer Simpson to make you feel as if your kids are extraordinarily lucky to have you as a dad.
1 posted on 06/19/2016 3:39:08 AM PDT by harpygoddess
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To: harpygoddess
half of me says this probably isn't appropriate since sadly we have so many dads and husbands just like Homer. I remember a preacher actually talking about this once, "Father knows best becomes father is a stupid bald guy. DOH!" Put it down as a sign of the times.

Then again comparing yourself to Homer you feel a lot better.

Not only that, watch worlds strictest parents. Compare yourself to the parents of the UK brats sent to America to live with strict parents and some of these strict parents they just go overboard!

It really does make you feel extraordinary.

2 posted on 06/19/2016 3:43:48 AM PDT by mainestategop (DonÂ’t Let Freedom Slip Away! After America , There is No Place to Go)
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To: harpygoddess

D’OH!!


3 posted on 06/19/2016 3:44:07 AM PDT by heterosupremacist ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." Thomas Jefferson)
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To: harpygoddess

For all of their dysfunction, the Simpsons are a very close family unit.


5 posted on 06/19/2016 4:14:32 AM PDT by newfreep
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To: harpygoddess

http://www.hulu.com/watch/33378


7 posted on 06/19/2016 4:59:01 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: harpygoddess; SpinnerWebb
My all time favorite:

"Trying is the first step on the road to failure."

8 posted on 06/19/2016 10:18:15 AM PDT by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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To: harpygoddess

I’m more like equal parts Homer Simpson and Hank Hill.


9 posted on 06/19/2016 11:46:13 AM PDT by Company Man (Keep on Trumpin')
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