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Piss Christ? Piss Koran! Part 3: Crisis
Gates of Vienna ^ | June 15, 2016 | Matt Bracken

Posted on 06/15/2016 11:19:43 AM PDT by Travis McGee

Piss Christ? Piss Koran! — Part 3: Crisis

(This is the third installment of a story by Matthew Bracken, which is being serialized here in four parts.)

As the two SWAT commandos slid down their ropes, the chopper lifted for a moment, and one of them was dragged against the crane’s guy wire. He was flicked from his descent line, but he managed to grab hold of the thick steel cable. The helicopter dropped again, its rotors nearly intersecting the cable, but it banked away, dipped its nose, shot forward and corkscrewed downward, the other commando swinging out below its belly on the carnival ride of his life.

The unlucky commando was hanging onto the guy wire halfway out to the end of the jib, his feet more than a yard above the top pipe. He was trying to swing a foot up onto the lower end of the slanting wire, but he was too weighted down with tactical gear. If he tried to go hand-over-hand down the greasy wire, he’d slip and risk bouncing off the crane and falling twenty stories. Instead, the best he could do was to hook an elbow over the wire, and lock his forearm with his other hand.

Mike was angry that the SWAT team had tried a sneak attack during of the mayor’s phone call, but that didn’t change the fact that the officer dangling from the wire was facing the imminent threat of death. He left his secure platform at the end of the jib, and worked his way back toward the tower on the bank building side, his boots on the lower pipe, his bare ungloved hands on the top.

As he moved he yelled, “Hang on, buddy, I’m coming! Stop swinging, save your strength—just hang on!” The first helicopter had switched off its powerful strobe lights and its acoustic weapon, and followed Mike’s progress and the fate of their stranded SWAT team member from a hundred feet out.

In half a minute Mike was beneath the dangling cop, the knobby soles of his black boots dangling more than a yard above the top pipe. The welded struts between the three main pipes were joined at sixty-degree angles, forming alternating triangles along the length of the cantilevered jib. Where two of the struts joined at the top pipe was where Mike could make his move. He blessed himself with a quick sign of the cross, crouched, and then sprang up and inward, getting one leg and then the other around the two diagonally opposed struts halfway up to the top pipe where they met.

He clenched both struts behind his knees, squeezing together with all of his lower body and leg strength while pulling himself up with his hands and arms, then got an elbow and a shoulder over the top pipe. With sheer determination he scissored his legs together and forced himself further up, until he could push one foot over the top pipe, and then work his chest and belly onto it, balancing himself there. He found a matching diagonal strut on the other side with his foot, and then he was at least fairly secure on top, panting and wheezing, but for the moment at no risk of falling. He hooked his ankles around the opposing struts, and pushed his chest away from the top pipe until he was sitting directly below the dangling SWAT commando’s black boots.

Mike said, “Okay, buddy, we can do this, but don’t move. I’m going to grab your feet, okay? Don’t move. I’m going to grab your feet, but don’t move. All right?”

“All right.”

“You’ve got about four feet to the top pipe, okay? Don’t let go yet.”

“Don’t worry, I won’t. But I’m hurt, and I can’t stay up here all day.”

“Don’t worry, we’ll get her done. Hey, what’s your name?” The cop was facing back down the slanting wire toward the end of the crane, the toes of his boots toward Mike. Mike was facing the other way, toward the crane’s tower.

“Frank. My name is Frank.”

“Okay, Frank, we can do this. I have to get a good hold of your feet, but don’t let go yet. Not till I say. When I say, drop down to your hands, and then you’ll only have about three feet to go. You understand? You got that? You want to come down slow.”

“Yeah, I got it, Mike, but I got a hurt arm, so I don’t know how long I can hang on.”

So Frank the SWAT cop already knew his name. Frank wasn’t an Ironworker, but if he was an NYPD SWAT cop, a member of the elite Emergency Service Unit, Mike thought that he’d have to be a damned good all-around athlete. And if he wasn’t, well, then they were both probably going to fall to the street, and that would be that. Even if Frank did everything just right, they still might fall. Mike had never done this trick with another Ironworker; he was purely winging it, operating on adrenaline and instinct. “Okay Frank, I got your feet. Now, when I say, let go from your elbow, and hang by your hands, okay?” Mikes had hand around each of his boots, behind his ankles.

“Okay, but I can’t hang for long.”

“All right, let go from your elbow, and hang.”

Mike clenched the struts on both sides of the top pipe with his feet as hard as he could. Frank’s black boots slid down until the toes were against Mike’s throat, with Mike’s hands around the back of the cop’s knees, which were bulked up with pads. “Okay, Frank, here’s the tricky part. Wait till I say ‘let go.’ Don’t try to balance on top, just keep going until you’re sitting on the pipe like me. Okay? You understand?”

“I got it, I understand. I’m going to straddle the pipe and grab you.”

The guy was cool, Mike had to give him that. “That’s right, you’re going to straddle the pipe, and it’s going to hurt, but you’re a tough guy, right? I’m ready, so when you’re ready, let go, one hand at a time. You ready?”

“I’m ready.”

“Then let go.” Mike had to loosen his grasp and grab again as the SWAT cop fell straight down. Frank spread his feet as he came down to trap the pipe, and grabbed Mike in a bear hug as he stopped short, and just like that, they were face to face, with Mike straining to keep his balance as Frank’s momentum carried his torso over toward the bank building twenty feet away. Mike had to haul him back upright, levering his feet against the struts, and then they were face to face, embracing in a double bear hug, almost nose to nose. Mike said, “Feel behind you with your feet, you’ll hit a pair of struts. Hook them with your ankles.”

“I already got ’em, Mike. I already got ’em.” Frank was wearing a black helmet and dark goggles. Robo-cop in black, from the nose up, but his mouth and lips were alternating between relief and terror.

(The rest at the Gates of Vienna link)


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Gardening; Religion
KEYWORDS: blasphemy; islam; koran; pisskoran
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Here's Part 3 of "Piss Christ? Piss Koran!"


1 posted on 06/15/2016 11:19:44 AM PDT by Travis McGee
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To: Eaker; ADemocratNoMore; afnamvet; AK2KX; Ancesthntr; An Old Man; APatientMan; ApesForEvolution; ...
The third part of my original short story "Piss Christ? Piss Koran!" is out today.


2 posted on 06/15/2016 11:24:28 AM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Travis McGee

We need a life sized portrait of this man in women’s underwear. Remember Harold Washington?


3 posted on 06/15/2016 11:27:38 AM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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To: Travis McGee

Watch your back, buddy. Watch your back.

L


4 posted on 06/15/2016 11:27:56 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Lurker

Yeah. Watch the first minute of this, it should pick up at 2:54.

https://westernrifleshooters.wordpress.com/2016/06/14/bracken-interview-13-june/


5 posted on 06/15/2016 11:30:11 AM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Travis McGee

Thanks infidel!


6 posted on 06/15/2016 11:32:09 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!)
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To: Travis McGee

Thanks. I missed that one.

L


7 posted on 06/15/2016 11:36:16 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Lurker; Travis McGee
"Watch your back, buddy. Watch your back."

+1

8 posted on 06/15/2016 11:40:40 AM PDT by VR-21
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To: Travis McGee

Can’t wait until the next installation!


9 posted on 06/15/2016 11:50:50 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Socialism is always just one or a thousand or a million more murders away from utopia.)
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To: Travis McGee

God bless you and keep both you and yours as you fight against the evil of Islam.


10 posted on 06/15/2016 11:51:29 AM PDT by MeganC (The Republic of The United States of America: 7/4/1776 to 6/26/2015 R.I.P.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Yeah, hurry up! Part 4 today!


11 posted on 06/15/2016 11:51:44 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!)
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To: Travis McGee

Hard to believe you found a publisher in these PC days.

Awesome job!


12 posted on 06/15/2016 11:57:17 AM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal (God is a racist! Get over it snowflakes. Deuteronomy 7:6-8; Romans 9:13-15)
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To: Travis McGee

Thanks


13 posted on 06/15/2016 12:02:14 PM PDT by sport
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To: Travis McGee

I didn’t think that Mike would surrender. Why go through all the effort if you’re not going to stay and fight?

This is one great story, Matt. Hurry up and get Part Four out for us to read.


14 posted on 06/15/2016 12:10:23 PM PDT by B4Ranch ("The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.")
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To: Travis McGee

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15 posted on 06/15/2016 12:12:27 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!)
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16 posted on 06/15/2016 12:18:31 PM PDT by Joe Brower (The "American People" are no longer capable of self-governance.)
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To: Travis McGee

Bttt.

5.56mm


17 posted on 06/15/2016 12:25:17 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Travis McGee

BTTT!


18 posted on 06/15/2016 12:25:21 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: Travis McGee

Vy well done, and thanks for the ping.


19 posted on 06/15/2016 12:26:59 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) since Nov 2014 (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: Travis McGee

Good job.


20 posted on 06/15/2016 12:42:03 PM PDT by NorthMountain (A plague o' both your houses.)
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