Skip to comments.Trump, the Unexplained Galactic Phenomenon that has Astronomers Baffled
Posted on 05/31/2016 7:02:53 AM PDT by poconopundit
| Notes to Stephen Hawking's Personal Diary -- May 28, 2016
Doesn't he understand that you can't teach the average working stiff anything about science and the way the world really works?
I've spent decades writing books and lecturing to show that science can only be understood by professionals and academics who are paid a good salary to stare out into space and wonder about things that have zero relationship to life on Earth.
And to protect that glorious profession -- keep it funded -- we've groomed our Ph. D's to obfuscate the truth and instill a bit of mystery in the unwashed masses to satisfy their curiosity and open up their checkbooks.
I mean, every scientist knows that stars have no color, but a NASA physicist and professor at East Anglia came up with the brilliant idea of publishing psychedelic colored photos of galaxies. We know it's fake imagery, but what the heck! It at least keeps scientists studing things 100,000 light years away a reason to receive a paycheck. For the glory of science.
Black holes are useful because they instill in the mass a sense of wonder about the universe. Sure, we scientists know that black holes cannot be proved and the evidence totally insufficient, but we let the unwashed masses soak that theory in. And we also told them that the universe started from a Big Bang. Hey, people believe this made up stuff, and it gives their tiny intellects some satisfaction that they "know" something about astrophysics.
But this Trump guy has got to be stopped. Imagine explaining to the common people how the world works in plain English. Why he's even exposing useful corruption and our global warming farce! He's certainly going to hurt the sales of the vbooks I'm hawking.
I tell you, this Trump guys is up to no good, so I need to speak out...
TRUMP, the unexplained mystery of the universe!
Stephen Hawking’s assistant leaked a page from his personal diary...
While you’re at it, destroy all those evil steam-powered cotton gins...
This is YUGE!
Good graphic, topspinr. Hopefully this guy will get the message eventually. Probably not.
Poco, you white trash Atlantan, you are so very unwashed.
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