Posted on 04/26/2016 9:09:55 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony
Rosie and Whoopi too.
Frequently naked TV actor and horrific human being, Lena Dunham, is worried. Donald Trump is running for President and, if he wins, it will spark a global catastrophe or something. Honestly, we’re not entirely sure what she thinks is going to happen, and we don’t really care. She’s deep in the tank for Hillary, so it’s a safe bet she harbors the same fears about anyone who would dare usurp her chosen queen.
Because of her deep-seated fears, she’s joined a growing list of Hollywood leftists who are incentivizing a Trump presidency by promising to leave the United States if he’s elected.
Trump responds: ‘Now I have to win!’
Perfect response!
Crisis at the Canadian Border – A Prescient Look at the Consequences of a Republican Win in November
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The Republican Presidential primary campaign is prompting an exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and live according to conservative ideas about the Constitution.
Canadian border farmers say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global warming activists, and “green” energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . “The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just keep coming.
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into electric cars and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
“A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Ontario border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though, and some kale chips.”
When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and study the Constitution.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half- dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s. “If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age,” an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, buying up all the Barbara Streisand c.d.’s, and renting all the Michael Moore movies. “I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said. “How many art-history majors does one country need?”
I thought he was talking about Rosie ODonald.
None of these celebrity idiots will ever leave the US....too much money and freedom involved.
Hey, why not go all the way and give up your citizen ship too. I dare ya!
Like I said to my husband, Trump has all the right enemies
Canada would not want her.
She is a slutty actress whose worthless show on HBO is soft core porn and who falsely accused a “conservative/Republican” of raping her in college.
Not a nice person at all.
Canada has more restictive immigration policies than we do
I think this may be a reliable barometer to who will win the next election. I heard this nonsense with George W. Bush and he won two terms. I did not hear this with McCain or Romney. They lost. Therefore, Trump will be the next POTUS.
She won’t really leave. That Baldwin brother didn’t leave when GWB won.
That's a damn good question right there.
You know that HBO show that isn't Game of Thrones?
Don't worry about it. Neither does anyone else.
Once she experiences a year of taxes in Canada she will come running back to the US, that is presuming she follows through on her threat after Trump is elected. I can think of a few other left wing nutcases who said the same but still reside right here in the good old USA.
Reminds me of an old joke from when I was a kid.
“Keep America beautiful: leave the country!”
I see the pity party Cruzbot squad is out acting like liberals today.
Oh woe is me, they spew.
Trump ought to post a photo of some charter jet and say that when he wins, he will have it gassed up and ready to take these people wherever they want to go, as an attempt to ease their angst. He might offer Cuba as a destination.
Publicity whores all.
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