Fundamentally Transforming the Super Bowl

Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-8-2016 | MOTUS

[NOBO2012]

Yes, I watched the Super Bowl start to finish. I had no dog in the fight butt was rooting for the Broncos, against all odds, just because I’d like to see Peyton hang up his cleats before he breaks his neck again. So yay! I’m happy; apologies to all the Panther fans out there.

A few random observations on the annual pre-Mardi Gras American Bacchanalia:

• I did not see one - not one - commercial worthy of mention. What has happened to America’s creative class? Are all the copywriters members of the disaffected Millennial generation? Most of the spots were supposed to be funny butt fell short, some by an inch others by a mile IMO. Perhaps the 7 years of Obama has sucked every last speck of joy out of life. I don’t know, I’m just asking. And who paid for all those whiny public service announcements? Pretty expensive spots to remind us that we should save evergy, not waste water or drive drunk.
• The half-time show stunk; nothing new there, butt this year’s was particularily stinky. Coldplay, Bruno Mars and…Bey
• Behold Lady M’s concept of a great role model for girls, the ever skanky, always slutty Beyonce. This time she also threw in a political statement for good measure: Black Panther formation, Malcolm X tribute and BLM references. You just go girl.

• On an upbeat note: Lady Gaga delivered an outstanding version of our national anthem. And she was even clothed appropriately, considering we’re talking Lady Gaga. Ignore the red glitter eye shadow. Although with pipes like hers you would think she could just sing without turning herself into a human meat market. Then what do I know about show business?

NOTE: the NFL has apparently decided to block the patriotic part of their show for blogger use, so you’ll need to click YouTube to view.

I’m sure this is just a coincidence butt all 4 Super Bowl halftime performers are FOO (friends of Obama); Coldplay even featured BO singing Amazing Grace on one of their albums.

Bruno Mars (rumored to be gay butt I guess he hasn’t officially come out of the closet) performed with the Won’s at a Fourth of July party.

Kiss, kiss, just like I do with my gay boy

Beyonce has been to the White House almost as frequently as Al Sharpton:

And Lady Gaga performed  there (with Tony Bennett) at the 2013 inaugeral after-party.

I confess, I’ve not always been a Peyton Manning fan, although I don’t even remember why now. Butt I’m glad he and his team won. Sometimes, even if you don’t like the star of the team right upfront, they grow on you over time and one day you wake up and find yourself cheering for them. Maybe it’s because their toughness and tenancity just makes you believe that America can be great again.

Of course I could be wrong; I suppose Bernie and Beyonce could make America great again too.

You go girls!

Butt nah, I don’t really think so.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

[HLPhat]

>> The lavish halftime spectacles must be expensive

But obviously the desensitization and propaganda effects are worth it for the sponsors.

It would be interesting to compile a series from SNL (Saturday Night Live) and Superbowl halftimes to illustrate the progressive decay and demoralization of American culture.

[HLPhat]

>> I still can’t remember what they’re trying to sell......

Would you like an Uber-Super sized side of Dehumanization and Demoralization with that Bread and Circus order Sir/Madam/Other?

[HLPhat]

>>GaGa was superb,

Yah, nothing represents American “culture” better than an auto-tuned bisexual.

I wonder if Putin was impressed?

>>I loved the Jeep commercial.

Except it hasn’t been Jeep since... well.

When was that Chrysler bailout again?

[LS]

GaGa was great. I didn’t say she “represented American culture.” I said she was great in her rendition. If you’re that hateful that you can’t appreciate a great voice, well,

BYE.

[HLPhat]

>> If you’re that hateful that you can’t appreciate a great voice, well,

http://www.theverge.com/2013/2/27/3964406/seduced-by-perfect-pitch-how-auto-tune-conquered-pop-music

She’s as phony as the RINOcracy and the rest of “American” culture these days.

[mad_as_he$$]

I switched to Barnwood Builders. Love those hillbilly’s. STNG is one of my backups also.

[LS]

Hmm, I sense a RINO making accusations. One with a tin ear.

[HLPhat]

>>I didn’t say she “represented American culture.”

What do you think the Super Bowl puts on display for the world Suuuper Genius?

FAIL.

[LS]

#haterfail

Keep tryin, dipstick.

[LS]

#haterfail

Keep tryin, dipstick.

[HLPhat]

Lady Gaga, Faux News, and Glenn “The Crybaby” Beck.

Quite the “legacy of the Progressive era”, sport.

How do you define social Conservatism?

[Let's Roll]

I figured - pardon the pun - the writer was just underlining -smirk - the twerking performers?

[Let's Roll]

You don’t want to. I also saw it on Sat nights pre show re commercials as well as Sunday. It’s just creepy. Also surprised the use of a monkey got past the self appointed censors.

Give it another day or so - can’t let an opportunity for outrage go to waste.

[HLPhat]

>>"Why the U.S. Wins Wars and Will Win the War on Terror"

"Win the War on Terror" ehh?  Quite the bloviated opinion there little feller.  Tell us, Professor  "#haterfail"- how's that workin' out since the process of demoralization has effectively castrated the cultural effort - both within the military and without?

What does "REPENT" mean in the NewSpeak Dictionary, Lady Gaga Fantard 2016 edition? You got a clever #tag for that?

Luke 17:1-4

17 Jesus said to his disciples: "Things that cause people to sin are bound to come, but woe to that person through whom they come. 2 It would be better for him to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around his neck than for him to cause one of these little ones to sin. 3 So watch yourselves.

"If your brother sins, rebuke him, and if he repents, forgive him. 4 If he sins against you seven times in a day, and seven times comes back to you and says, 'I repent,' forgive him."
NIV

How'd the [culture] war turn out in Romans chapter 1:

    Because of what? 
    Gave them over to what? 
    The due penalty for what?

Then again never mind -- if conservatives had started ignoring over-edumacated/tenured talking heads and their created things a long time ago... maybe the cultural sewer wouldn't have started overflowing with gah-gah to begin with.

[LS]

#haterfailagain

[HLPhat]

Romans 1:25, little gah-gah feller.

[LS]

#epicfailagain

[HLPhat]

#haterfailagain

Do you have any original tags that aren't in the Rainbow Newspeak auto-tuned Gagatardian Dictionary, 2016 Uberedition, little feller?

[LS]

#epicfailagain

[HLPhat]

Evidently not.

“I mean, I am bisexual, I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. I don’t need to -– I’m sorry if this is a bit vulgar – but I don’t need to eat pussy in front of the whole world for people to take me seriously. You can believe it or not, it’s just here, I’m honest. I’m not saying it to be controversial; there you have it, here I am, take it or leave it. I know I am not just a lesbian –- I have a boyfriend –- but all of my friends are in this community.”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/10/lady-gaga-gay-icon_n_4241950.html

You have a nice gah-gah auto-tuned day, Perfessor.