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Cats better than women, versus claims that dogs are better than men (vanity)
http://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index ^ | Friday January 22, 18:51.13 GMT-0800 2016 | Self

Posted on 01/22/2016 7:27:09 PM PST by Utilizer

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To: Utilizer

My comment was tongue in cheek. This cat is bar none the best I’ve ever had. Sleeps with me every night, greets me and follows me around like a dog and is a true friend.

I dread the day I lose her. But I know I will see her again someday. As we will see all of our FRiends again someday. I do believe that.


21 posted on 01/22/2016 8:06:59 PM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: Olog-hai

“Are fish better than bicycles?”

Yes, if you’re a fishmonger and peddle them.


22 posted on 01/22/2016 8:11:37 PM PST by IAMNO1 (Enough with the divisions. Lets get somebody in there who'll fix this mess.)
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To: left that other site

Looks at the right angle to me.


23 posted on 01/22/2016 8:12:44 PM PST by Churchillspirit (9/11/2001 and 9/11/2012: NEVER FORGET.)
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To: LostInBayport

Sounds good! That and a fresh, empty cardboard box that she can enter into and sit in and she will be intrigued for quite some time, especially if you cut out some peep-slits and random holes in it for her to thrust paws through. *smile*


24 posted on 01/22/2016 8:13:25 PM PST by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzrims trying to kill them)
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To: Utilizer

The cat ones are reasonably funny. But the dogs ones are stupid. WTH kinda person wrote this? Were they stoned? (You didn’t make this up, did you?)


25 posted on 01/22/2016 8:16:32 PM PST by KGeorge
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To: ladyjane

? I thought an acute angle was greater than 90 degrees!


26 posted on 01/22/2016 8:17:23 PM PST by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzrims trying to kill them)
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To: Twinkie

In ancient Egypt, cats were once worshiped as gods.

-And cats have NEVER FORGOTTEN!!!

*grin*


27 posted on 01/22/2016 8:24:06 PM PST by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzrims trying to kill them)
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To: Olog-hai

No worries. Read the #16; Cats are the ultimate optimists.

Just take the bits you know you will not like and set them aside, then later on put them into a small plastic sandwich baggie with a bit of water and in approximately a week or so dump the ripe contents somewhere where the smell will not bother you in a bowl and watch your cat(s) gleefully gobble the tenderized bits right up -and the more ripe the better! *smile*


28 posted on 01/22/2016 8:29:19 PM PST by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzrims trying to kill them)
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To: KGeorge

No, another FReeper replied to an earlier post about how cats were better than women by attempting to claim that dogs were better than men (she meant well) and I posted the responces to her claims after the original postings to show how I disagreed with her.

Cats truly are the best. :)


29 posted on 01/22/2016 8:33:00 PM PST by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzrims trying to kill them)
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To: Utilizer

:-) I was mostly teasing. So many people have lost loved ones the last few years. I guess it just goes with getting older but it’s just murder. I’ll gratefully take any laugh I can get.

God Bless the FRiends who make us laugh everyday without even knowing they’re doing it. They’ve saved the day more times than I can count.

We have- & have always had, dogs. But it’s highly likely we may be adding a family member of the feline persuasion soon. All but one of the pups is on board (the Boston Chiweenie) but he’s really small, so maybe it will work out.


30 posted on 01/22/2016 8:41:32 PM PST by KGeorge
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To: Redcitizen

Cats rule!

Dogs drool!

(*snicker*)


31 posted on 01/22/2016 8:52:37 PM PST by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzrims trying to kill them)
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To: Utilizer
37. Cats do not annoy you by constantly asking you what you are thinking.
32 posted on 01/22/2016 9:10:35 PM PST by Lx (Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
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To: Utilizer

Acute < 90 degrees
Obtuse > 90 degrees
Right = 90 degrees


33 posted on 01/22/2016 9:19:56 PM PST by GilesB
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To: KGeorge

(and just between you and I, other than the “dog” claims, I made up almost entirely the numbered claims I posted concerning cats vs. women as I thought about the problem.)

Strikes a chord, does it not? :)

Yes, all the claims of Cat Superiority came from this fevered mind one afternoon, and with a bit of refinement and responces to the dogs-are-better claims I managed to create this solitary statement of haughty individualism that all cats possess innately, thus the long list.

Thus also the reason why we cat people know they are true friends and companions.


34 posted on 01/22/2016 10:09:52 PM PST by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzrims trying to kill them)
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To: AnAmericanMother; Titan Magroyne; Badeye; SandRat; arbooz; potlatch; afraidfortherepublic; ...
WOOOF!

Computer Hope

The Doggie Ping list is for FReepers who would like to be notified of threads relating to all things canid. If you would like to join the Doggie Ping Pack (or be unleashed from it), FReemail me.

35 posted on 01/22/2016 10:13:29 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

*laugh*

Really? The “Doggie Ping list” for a thread that claims Cat superiority?

Right, well, I always claimed to love most all animals equally, so if you feel the need to jump on a CatzRule thread then I suppose I must forgo the normal indifference required and (smirkingly) await your observations on the matter.

*grin*

Have fun, and no personal attacks, right? *smile*


36 posted on 01/22/2016 10:20:15 PM PST by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzrims trying to kill them)
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To: Utilizer

I just want to give the doggie ping list an opportunity to respond to this obviously slanderous thread.


37 posted on 01/22/2016 10:21:33 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Utilizer; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; ...

38 posted on 01/22/2016 10:22:47 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Twinkie

Cats dislike chocolate, sneeze on flowers...

my cat loves chocolate and eats flowers :)

for some reason when he lays on me on the couch he has the need to shove his face and teeth into the corner of the computer table.

i know it’s to leave a scent, but he REALLY overdoes it. licks it, pushes teeth into it., i have to stop him.

does my cat need Prozac?

he’s got the life or Riley.


39 posted on 01/22/2016 10:30:12 PM PST by dp0622
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To: doc1019

and she has two pets :) jk.

so does my better half.


40 posted on 01/22/2016 10:31:30 PM PST by dp0622
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