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Sanders Refuses to Explain How He will Pay for All the Free Stuff He's Promising [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Jan 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/17/2016 9:28:55 AM PST by John Semmens

Socialist candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination Sen. Bernie Sanders refused to answer any questions about how his Administration will pay for the plethora of taxpayer-subsidized loot he is promising to voters, saying that "it would spoil the surprise."

"Does anyone demand that Santa Claus lay out a budget for all the gifts he gives?" Sanders wanted to know. "On one level, it would be rude to look a gift horse in the mouth. From a more practical standpoint, if I tip my hand ahead of time the people I'm going to ask to bear the expense may try to move their property out of my reach."

The candidate contended that "it should be enough for voters to know that I will be taking from those who have more than they should in order to give to those who have less than they should. People should have faith that their government can be trusted to do the right thing. I am the candidate who will restore that faith."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=191451.0


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; sanders; satire; socialism

1 posted on 01/17/2016 9:28:55 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Come on bernie, be a good hippie and give up the ghost


2 posted on 01/17/2016 9:30:42 AM PST by SWAMP-C1PHER (HOMO, OECONOMIA, ET CIVITAS.)
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To: John Semmens

Why tax the rich - that’s always the answer with these people; no, not rich me, rich them.


3 posted on 01/17/2016 9:35:46 AM PST by SkyDancer ("Nobody Said I Was Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
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To: John Semmens

Apparently he has a secret stash like Obama did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOZ-Etb0k0Q


4 posted on 01/17/2016 9:49:01 AM PST by festusbanjo (Obama..Incompetent, Untrustworthy, Lawless, Arrogant. The one that our founders warned us about.)
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To: John Semmens

No satire about it.


5 posted on 01/17/2016 9:49:35 AM PST by Parley Baer
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To: John Semmens

I remember when FR posters were against your threads.
Now it seems they are the only safe haven from the bickering and personal attacks going on with the TRUMP vs. CRUZ UFC bouts.

So... thanks. Now I’ll go back and read what you wrote.

: )


6 posted on 01/17/2016 9:55:26 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: John Semmens

OK. I read it.

In the movie V FOR VENDETTA, Evey makes this statement:

“My father was a writer. You would’ve liked him. He used to say that artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up. “

You sir, are an artist.


7 posted on 01/17/2016 10:01:14 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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When asked what he would do, once he ran out of other peoples' money, Sanders responded. "I'll just print some more."

/s

8 posted on 01/17/2016 10:05:21 AM PST by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the far North)
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To: John Semmens

“Does anyone demand that Santa Claus lay out a budget for all the gifts he gives?” “

At least he **admits** he is running as Santa Claus and not as a Communist......


9 posted on 01/17/2016 10:09:51 AM PST by ASOC
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To: John Semmens

Obama never explained it either (and he won twice); why should Bernie?


10 posted on 01/17/2016 2:16:24 PM PST by kearnyirish2 (Affirmative action is economic warfare against white males (and therefore white families).)
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