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“Hey Bud, Let’s Party With El Chapo!”
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-10-2016 | MOTUS

Posted on 01/10/2016 6:31:18 AM PST by NOBO2012

Well I didn’t win the Powerball drawing last night. And apparently you didn’t either.

With no winners in Saturday night's record $949.8 million Powerball jackpot, the next jackpot could reach an estimated $1.3 billion, lottery officials said early Sunday.

What would you do if you won $1.3 billion? And since we’re playing make believe, let’s pretend that you don’t have to first give half your winnings to the IRS. I’d buy new appliances and spend the rest buying the 2016 American presidential election. At least I think $1.3 billion would be enough to Make America Great Again (MAGA).

Alternatively, if it begins to look like there are enough Americans who want to MAGA without my investment, I might put a yuge bounty on Sean Penn’s head for aiding and abetting a fugitive. It would be payable only if you deliver him alive to Mexican officials for processing and handling.

mexican prison yard

There he could live out his anti-American life making some new Mexican friends:


and existing as carbon-free as is humanly possible.

mexican cellel Chapo’s cell in the celebrity wing of the Mexican prison system

Penn is happy to report in his Rolling Stone exclusive that Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman is not your run-of-the-mill drug lord:

“I took some comfort in a unique aspect of El Chapo’s reputation among the heads of drug cartels in Mexico: that, unlike many of his counterparts who engage in gratuitous kidnapping and murder, El Chapo is a businessman first, and only resorts to violence when he deems it advantageous to himself or his business interests.”

So that’s good: no gratuitous violence! Only if necessary! Just like in Hollywood! Which it frequently is, apparently.

pennI love it when life imitates art

Butt if you’re upset with the reknowned anti-gun, anti-American, climate expert and drug kingpin fanboy, 

sean penn pawn useful idiot

Just remember; like fellow self-absorbed tiger blood drinking thespian Charlie Sheen, Sean’s not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer:

“In school I was a genius of the year preceding the year I was in, every year.” – Esquire


Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: blameamerica; blameamericafirst; charliesheen; elchapo; gaykkk; hollyweirdo; homosexualagenda; joaquinguzman; katedelcastillo; libertarians; medicalmarijuana; mexico; muslimbrotherhood; nitwit; rollingstone; seanpenn; waroncommonsense

1 posted on 01/10/2016 6:31:18 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

ROFLMAO! Penn for President. Way to go, Sean. Helping to make America drug free and gun free. WOOOHOOOO!

2 posted on 01/10/2016 6:37:23 AM PST by PGalt
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To: NOBO2012

We came, we interviewed, he was captured alive.

3 posted on 01/10/2016 6:39:47 AM PST by PGalt
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To: NOBO2012

DISMANTLE DEA and Seal Team 6. Penn can do it. Yes, he can.

4 posted on 01/10/2016 6:41:11 AM PST by PGalt
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To: PGalt

Penn ratted out El Chapo’s location. Spread the word.

5 posted on 01/10/2016 8:10:56 AM PST by Bigg Red (Keep calm and Pray on.)
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To: Bigg Red

Penn is brilliant. I can’t wait for “El Chapo” the movie, starring Sean Penn. Penn is MONY. Ca$h Mony.

I tip my brew to you, Sean.

6 posted on 01/10/2016 8:19:14 AM PST by PGalt
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To: NOBO2012
Prison or no prison; I hate that a billionaire, murderous drug cartel boss thought I double-crossed him & set him up to be captured.

I'd really, really hate to be that guy.

7 posted on 01/10/2016 12:10:03 PM PST by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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To: NOBO2012

8 posted on 01/10/2016 12:14:19 PM PST by SamAdams76
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