Posted on 01/04/2016 10:39:34 PM PST by pboyington
Inside the minds of the world’s leaders; friendly, enemy and neutral…
Putin – What this guy’s problem? He reminds me of an old cleaning lady waiting for a bus in Leningrad. All he needs is a scarf over his head. I’ve tried to get through to Obamsky, but he’s as cold as a Siberian lake; seems like nothing can break the ice with him. I’ve tried snow mobile racing, Rugby and walking on hot coals to try and bond with him, but nothing works. We did lift weights for a few minutes. He conked out after lifting a couple five pound barbells, while watching MSNBC. Most distressingly, his foreign policy is a nothing short of outright cowardice. Heck, he didn’t even want to watch Ice Road Truckers with me.
Merkel – I know a secret about Barry. Let’s just say he gets a tingle up his leg when he reads Tales of the Arabian Nights. He’s completely behind my plan to take a wrecking ball to the Fatherland by allowing 50 million Muslims into Germany. He has a similar plan in store for America. Barry first met me in 1980, at a trade fair in East Berlin, where he was a Kenyan exchange student with Humboldt University.
Hollande – I like Monsieur Jughead, but it is a strange day indeed when the French have to tell the Americans to get tough. Personally, I think Michelle wears les pants in that family. She is a Francophile indeed. I presented her with a gift of 10 hours of the Best of Oprah in French. Now, she can cry with Oprah in Francais. How exciting!
The Iranian Mullahs – In the Webster’s Dictionary under sucker, it says to see Barack Obama. Haha. We love the Iranian Nuke Deal! It gives us everything; time to make several nuclear weapons to blow Israel off the planet, a horde of cash to finance terrorism across the world and new respect from other thug nations like China and Russia. What do the Americans get from the deal? Nothing! Haha. Hey, Obama, we have a thousand lame camels we want to sell you. Where is that fool John Kerry? Haha…
Netanyahu – Does the word schmuck ring a bell? The dangerous thing about Obama is that the man is so arrogant and convinced of his own universal knowledge that he refuses to listen to opinions, other than those that emanate from the other idiots in the Oval Office. We learned a lesson 70 years ago, Mr. President, it’s called Never Again. If you think Israel is going to stand by and watch Iran load up on nuclear weapons, you are sorely mistaken. I’m initiating the launch codes now…
Enrique Pena Nieto of Mexico – Hey, Senor Obama, Mexico is going to give you a big present this year, amigo. It’s another ten million people to steal American blue collar jobs and suppress wages. How’s that for a gift from your friendly neighbor south of the border? Trump calls them illegals and criminals. We call them citizens of the North American Union obtaining legal work status. El Jebo calls it an act of love. Jeb is how you say… stupido?
Kim Jong Un – Of course my country is the most repressive, most horrific place to live on earth. I get it. I like Obama. He’s in tight with Jimmy Fallon, who’s invited me to slow jam on his show in a duet with Brian Williams. I want to meet that Trump guy and get some hair tips.
Fidel Castro – Okay, I’m practically dead, but I still know what’s going on. Obama’s move to restore diplomacy with Cuba does nothing for us. Who does he think he is, Michael Corleone? I ain’t no band leader. Yeah, I heard that story. Gotta go. Hyman Roth is calling me.
President Assad of Syria – Should I stay or should I go? I don’t know. The Russians tell me they’ve got my back. Obama tells me I’m on my way out. Pardon me, while I die laughing. Obama couldn’t push a door open, much less push me out of my country. I don’t care if his middle name is Hussein. He’s an idiot.
President Xi of China – President Obama sends one American ship through the South China Sea as some kind of show of force. Obama might have well as sent the Love Boat. We have hundreds of ships moving through the South China Sea every hour of every day. I just hope we don’t collide with the Americans. Everyone knows how bad Asian drivers are. It’s no stereotype, let me tell you.
Justin Trudeau of Au Canada – Hey, there…Gotta love Obama. Hey…He and I are practically chai tea soulmates. He loves everything I do; big government, lousy government health care programs and of course, complete gun control. Barry’s coming over tonight to smoke some new weed I have called Manitoba Majesty and watch Portlandia. Cool.
Some interesting thoughts indeed…
My guess would be that they try not to think of him at all
Weakling. Enemy islamist wannabe. Failure.
It's a fact.
There has never been a more incompetent and reckless US leader.
President Ovomit is a joke.
Shout out to Humboldt State......BIG trees, mecca to
pot growers, great salmon fishing area.
‘Portlandia’.
LOL
He represents the worst or the worst in this world. Even the bad guys can’t respect him.
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Ted Cruz on ISIS, Russia, Obama, missile defense, and the New START Treaty with Russia...
"If we want to actually dismantle ISIS, we need to dramatically change course. We need a real, robust campaign that maximizes our overwhelming air advantage.
We need to focus our efforts not on trying to create friends, but on supporting our real ones, especially the Kurds in Iraq and Syria who have actually had success against ISIS."
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"We can redouble our efforts to develop the defensive weapons that neutralized the offensive Soviet threat -- particularly missile defense, which has seen a 25% budget reduction under Obama, according to an analysis from the conservative Heritage Foundation, and has been constrained by bad arms deals like New START.
We should not only move quickly to install the canceled interceptor sites Putin opposed in Poland and the Czech Republic, but also to develop the next generation of systems that will only increase his discomfiture.
These options do not entail a ground war in Syria, yet would effectively shake us free from the failed policies that have brought us to our current impasse.
These options set us on a new path that puts Putin on notice that the United States is reclaiming our traditional role as leader of the free world."
http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/09/opinions/cruz-syria-putin/index.html
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"I think it would be a mistake to get involved in the Syrian civil war. There have been voices in Washington eager for us to send our sons and daughters over to fight that civil war for some time. I haven't been one of them. I think the touchstone of U.S. military policy should be protecting the national security of this country."
"What we're seeing Putin in Russia do is a direct response to the profound weakness of Obama over six and a half years.
Putin views Obama as weak, as ineffective, and frankly, as a laughingstock. And, as a result, he is moving in, he is invading his neighbors, like Ukraine, he's kidnapping Estonians, and he's moving into Syria to gain a stronger foothold in the Middle East."
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Ted Cruz:
"We need a coherent plan to address both the specific crisis in Syria and the challenge posed more broadly by Putin's resurgent Russia.
The good news is that America still has options, if our leaders can summon the will to exercise them.
For starters, in Syria we can't double down on the failed strategies that have given Putin his opportunity to intervene.
We are now two years out from President Obama's proposed intervention after al-Assad used chemical weapons against his own people. ..."
http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/09/opinions/cruz-syria-putin/index.html
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Republican US presidential front-runner Donald Trump is apparently "honored" that Russian President Vladimir Putin considers the real-estate magnate a "flamboyant" and "very talented" man.
"It is always a great honor to be so nicely complimented by a man so highly respected within his own country and beyond," Trump said in a statement, according to Politico.
He continued: "I have always felt that Russia and the United States should be able to work well with each other towards defeating terrorism and restoring world peace, not to mention trade and all of the other benefits derived from mutual respect."
(Excerpt) Read more at finance.yahoo.com ...
Must wonder again, how many 'dark train stations' here will be chock full islamic muslim rapists!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3379727/posts
www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3379727/posts
is this even real? Merkel going on record confessing that she is trying to destroy her own country?
They probably spend more time wondering what in the flipping
blue blazes do Americans put in their drinking water?
While these are all obviously made up comments, they are probably just about right in most cases.
I expect that now that Stephen Harper has no reason to be diplomatic, he might leak some of his actual impressions of the encrustment I mean incumbent.
TRUMP 2016
CRUZ: All across this country, Republicans campaigned, saying: if you elect a Republican Senate, we will stop President Obama's illegal amnesty. We need to honor what we said. We should use the constitutional checks and balances that we have to rein in the abuse of power of the executive. Step #1 is if the president implements this lawless amnesty, that the Senate will not confirm any executive or judicial nominees.
CRUZ: We should use the constitutional checks and balances that we have to rein in the abuse of power of the executive. Step #1 that I have called for is the incoming majority leader should announce if the president implements this lawless amnesty, that the Senate will not confirm any executive or judicial nominees, other than vital national security positions, for the next two years, unless and until the president ends this lawless amnesty. That is an explicit authority given to the Senate.
Q: Are you saying the Senate should refuse to confirm the president's new nominee for attorney general?
CRUZ: We have to rein in the executive. In the Federalist Papers, our Framers talked about a president who would behave like a monarch. And step #2, we've got is the power of the purse, and we should fund one at a time the critical priorities of the federal government, but also use the power of the purse to attach riders.
Source: WFAA-TV Dallas-Fort Worth on 2012 Texas Senate debate , Oct 2, 2012
Both agreed that the US has failed to secure its border with Mexico, and said they oppose amnesty for illegal immigrants and the Obama administration's new directive allowing many young illegal immigrants brought to the US as children to be exempted from deportation.
Source: BurntOrangeReport.com on 2012 Texas Senate Debate, Apr 18, 2012
Dewhurst: I have always been against an amnesty program. "If they want to be a citizen, they ought to go home and reapply."
Dewhurst says he was against tuition for children of illegal immigrants.
Ted authored a U.S. Supreme Court amicus brief on behalf of 10 states in Lopez v. Gonzales, urging the strictest enforcement of laws punishing those with prior felony convictions who entered the country illegally.
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http://www.ontheissues.org/International/Ted_Cruz_Immigration.htm
This may be a problem for Cruz.
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