Actually it's more likely for Jimmy Hoffa's remains to turn up than any brain cells in Piers Morgan's fat head.
Posted on 11/07/2015 8:02:40 AM PST by Impala64ssa
And the rest of us will never let Piers near our guns, so we can call it even.
I’m just going to leave this here, along with some of the best responses to Morgan’s ludicrous tweet.
By the way, I wonder if Piers investigates all of his physicians (and pharmacists, and mechanics, and bodyguards, and EMS techs) to make sure they’re in lockstep with his anti-American political views?
It’s in a Jar under his bed
Finding Piers Morgan’s brain is challenge enough. And once you do, how the heck do you get it out of his backside to ‘fix’ it?
No problemo; Carson’s not a proctologist!
Piers Morgan is a loud mouth idiot.
If he ever had a serious brain disease or tumor, which he clearly cannot conceive, believe me, he would change his tune very rapidly.
LOL!
My first thought was if he had one. Am I mean?
Exactly my reaction to the headline; and, no, you are not mean.
When it comes to sarcasm all Freepers think alike.
Everything I thought about posting after reading the title is already posted.
Now if we could all agree on a Presidential candidate..............
Piers Morgan says he will never let Dr.Carson
operate on his DRAINS.
The rains on Piers Morgan
go mainly down his drains...
Brilliant, you win the interwebz.
When they were handing out brains, Morgan thought they said “pains,” and told them he didn’t want any.
“Mr. Morgan, you have an arterial aneurism in the right parietal lobe of your brain. We must operate within the next few days or you may die. Dr. Carson is available tomorrow.”
“Never! I’d rather die!”
Uh huh I can see that happening. OTOH it’s safe for Morgan to say that since Carson is retired!
In a just world that POS would have been deported years ago.
As anyone who has watched him for more then a minute knows, Piers Morgan doesn’t have a brain.
discarded or rejected as useless or worthless; trash or rubbish.
Post stuff about has-beens and never-wases there.
He can’t work on something that doesn’t exist, Morgan.
I don’t think Piers brain needs work, its brand new never been used....
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