[Impala64ssa]

Working on Morgan's brain would be Dr. Carson's toughest challenge

Actually it's more likely for Jimmy Hoffa's remains to turn up than any brain cells in Piers Morgan's fat head.

[butlerweave]

It’s in a Jar under his bed

[perfect_rovian_storm]

Finding Piers Morgan’s brain is challenge enough. And once you do, how the heck do you get it out of his backside to ‘fix’ it?

[pingman]

No problemo; Carson’s not a proctologist!

[Jeff Head]

Piers Morgan is a loud mouth idiot.

If he ever had a serious brain disease or tumor, which he clearly cannot conceive, believe me, he would change his tune very rapidly.

[MamaB]

My first thought was if he had one. Am I mean?

[JoeProBono]

[Romans Nine]

When it comes to sarcasm all Freepers think alike.

Everything I thought about posting after reading the title is already posted.

Now if we could all agree on a Presidential candidate..............

[tet68]

Piers Morgan says he will never let Dr.Carson
operate on his DRAINS.

The rains on Piers Morgan
go mainly down his drains...

[mass55th]

When they were handing out brains, Morgan thought they said “pains,” and told them he didn’t want any.

[DBrow]

“Mr. Morgan, you have an arterial aneurism in the right parietal lobe of your brain. We must operate within the next few days or you may die. Dr. Carson is available tomorrow.”

“Never! I’d rather die!”

Uh huh I can see that happening. OTOH it’s safe for Morgan to say that since Carson is retired!

[ScottinVA]

In a just world that POS would have been deported years ago.

[MNJohnnie]

As anyone who has watched him for more then a minute knows, Piers Morgan doesn’t have a brain.

[WilliamofCarmichael]

A suggestion for a new Forum: Refuse

discarded or rejected as useless or worthless; trash or rubbish.

Post stuff about has-beens and never-wases there.

[RWB Patriot]

He can’t work on something that doesn’t exist, Morgan.

[rolling_stone]

I don’t think Piers brain needs work, its brand new never been used....

[bgill]

So, Piers won’t be voting for Carson. Oh, wait, never mind.

[gundog]

Dr. Carson’s specialty is children...not the childish.

[5th MEB]

Shouldn’t be to hard for him, Piers Morgan doesn’t have a brain.

[Randy From Concrete]

Isn’t Dr. Carson retired? And he was a pediatric surgeon.

[Amagi]

Yo, Piers, why is that, Lil' Mr. Brit Twit?
Is it because Dr. Ben is not equipped with the electron microscope required to be able to visualize your brain cell?
BTW didn't you slink off after your recent disgrace and the UK didn't want you back either.