Posted on 11/03/2015 12:53:48 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
Generated randomly from my (new) Liberal Insult Generator. It's still got some kinks...but it's far enough along to share now.
Not strong enough.
I don’t think they’d consider that an insult. To them, being brainless is a virtue.
When I am forced to interact with liberals (not often nowadays, thankfully), I prefer scaring them.
That’s good fun!
Shared widely on FB.
Thank you sir!
You’re right...a lot of what gets generated probably isn’t actually insulting to them.
I just call them Mexican food turds.
Here you go!
"It is our challenge to conveniently integrate quality paradigms to allow us to continue to completely optimize super-bitchin resources."
:^)
haha! Thanks :-)
Like most things saddled with the Liberal label, it just doesn’t work...
Good start, but needs some work!
Where's the Tylenol?!
Nope!
Partly due to the influence hip-hop, stuff like this now has to RHYME:
If the gove dont fit, u must acquit.
Etc,etc.
To liberals, thinking outside the official mantra is bad. But how you FEEL is the most important thing.
IF you ever have to argue with a liberal, here is a list you can use against them:
If there’s an idea in your head, its in solitary confinement.
What’s on your mind? If you’ll forgive the exaggeration.
You have an intellect rivaled only by the village idiot’s thicker brother.
You’re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
You don’t even have enough wit to be a proper half-wit.
You think You are a wit, and as usual, You are only half right.
Is that a pimple on your butt or a brain tumor?
“The only genius with an IQ of 60.”
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing
Don’t let you mind wander - it’s far too small to be let out on its own
He always finds himself lost in thought - it’s an unfamiliar territory
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” - but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works
I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice...
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn’t.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
I’m impressed; I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before
Congratulations; you’re a perfect argument against brother-sister marriages
They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. Obviously someone did, so who was it?
You’re very smart. You have brains you never used.
When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, “Gentlemen.” Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don’t you send them a penny and square the account?
I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!
Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea
If you ever tax your brain, don’t charge more than a penny
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
Half this game is ninety percent mental.
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
Everything about you is perfect. Your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big fat liar.
I was going to suggest a game of “Spot The Moron” but that’s too easy at the moment.
If your IQ was two points higher, you’d be a rock.
I can see you are one of those guys who put a quarter in a parking meter and then wait for a gumball to drop out.
I think I’ll promote you from Village to Town Idiot.
You are the Starship Enterprise of stupidity - going where no idiot has ever gone before.
You’re a moron. It’s your legacy. Deal with it.
Make a mental note... oh, I see you’re out of paper!
I’d like to slap you senseless but I see someone already has.
You are an intellectually-constipated dullard.
The stealthing technology used to hide your ‘brain’ from all attacks of reason is impressive. Are NASA designing advanced retards now?
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
You lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile.
Next time you go to a mind reader try and remember that you are entitled to a substantial discount.
What tragedy it is to be just smart enough to know that you are doomed to painful idiocy.
They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It’s for people who are dead from the neck up.
They shot him through the stupid forest and He hit every single tree!
That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
If what you don’t know can’t hurt you, you’re practically invulnerable.
You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.
His IQ has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.
I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
You usher stupid into a new realm.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
First of all you’re an idiot. And second...nah, that pretty much covers it.
I’d slap you senseless, but I can’t spare three seconds!
She wouldn’t know up from down if she had three guesses.
They had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
She died before the ambulance arrived because she couldn’t find the “11” button in “911”.
Just when I think, “Surely, this person has obtained and encapsulates the limits of human stupidity”, you go and push the boundary even further.
She’s so stupid, she spent 20 minutes starring at an orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate’
Your village called. They want their idiot back.
Ah, the old stinging 688 class.
You are a perfect example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the brain. (Dr Who reference)
Thanks, I agree...it will be a constant work in progress.
huh?
Obscure movie reference. Vacation.
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