Posted on 08/05/2015 7:19:02 AM PDT by ken5050
FR has obtained secret copies of Trump's talking points for Thursday's GOP debate on FOX. Recognizing that his meteoric rise in the polls is due in large part to his willingness to make wide, sweeping charges, Trump will go even further Thursday night and broaden his attack on Mexico.....
Many cheered his comments. Many castigated Trump for them. But he's not backing down.
Believing that his comments resonate with a majority of GOP voters, if not all Americans, Trump will, on Thursday, accuse Mexico of undertaking a vast, and coordinated campaign to harm the health of most Americans.
Trump will say that, aside from drugs and human trafficking, Mexico has deliberately targeted Americans by:
1. Exporting vast quantities of contaminated cilantro to the US. There have been almost 400 cases of cyclosporiasis in the US, attributed to cilantro from the Mexican state of Puebla. He will say that "Everyone knows that Americans are addicted to guacamole. We can't get enough of it. And you can't have good guac without cilantro. So tens of thousands of Mexicans are busy every day, happily shitting and pissing in their cilantro fields, and then smuggling the crop across the border, enabling Americans to feed their addiction to guacamole."
2. In a further effort to appear serious and statesmanlike, Trump will focus on the difficult problem of cross-addiction. "Look, I employ thousands of people, so I know a lot about these difficult problems. And my advisers..and I hire the BEST ones..tell me that many addicts suffer multiple addictions, and we must address this question if we are to find a solution. Practically all people addicted to guacamole are also addicted to beer. I mean, what goes better with guac than cerveza? So, what does Mexico do? They send us each year, millions of cases of Corona, which everyone knows tastes like cow piss. Look, I've hired the top laboratories, the top scientists, to analyze Corona, and all the results say every bottle contains about 5-10% cow urine. Look, have you ever had a steak in Mexico? You can't get a good one..it's impossible. Mexican cows are good for only two things..lousy meat for fajitas, and cow piss for Corona."
"When I'm elected President, I will immediately build a wall across our entire southern border. We can stop illegals from entering the country, and also keep contaminated cilantro and lousy beer out of the country."
FYI...sort of food related (g)
Refried beans are Mexican Poison! :0)
Cilantro, and other imported food contaminated with fecal matter, is a legitimate threat to the health and safety of Americans.
Because in America we do not promote pooping in the fields. In Mexico, they do.
Just one more example of a defective and inferior culture coming in contact with mine, and polluting it. In this case, literally.
heh heh heh heh heh heh
IBTZ
My sister told me about the cilantro recall the other day. Its true. Its so gross. The farms were not providing the proper toilet facilities for the farm workers picking the crop so they were just pooping in the fields and leaving that and the toilet paper laying around.
The cilantro in question perfectly fits the real definition of organically grown vegetables; that being crops crapped on by Mexicans. All natural fertilizer, right?
There was an old CSI Miami episode that, in part, was about field contamination of leafy greens served in restaurants. It was quite scary, but the fields were in Florida in that case.
What is different between Mexicans pooping on cilantro and the other group spitting on your salad before serving it?
oh boy, food and politics mingled!
I hope he does bring it up, along with all the rapes and murders and thefts and the costs of teaching them English in our schools and putting them in prisons.
“...natural fertilizer...”
Our garden is fertilized with hay and oats, used once. :)
I saw the story the other day. There have been similar stories relating to spring onions, and it does worry me sometimes.
Does anyone have an Aerogarden? It would be nice for a few things like this that one uses often but would prefer to grow year-round. I’m just wondering how well they work.
-JT
Someday the term “you’ve been Donald” will mean you’ve been told the truth.
Me thinks I may have started a saying...... a coming trend no doubt,
For your consideration.
“You’ve been Trumped” meaning you’ve been told the bold, bald truth.
“That fella (or gal) is the Real Donald” meaning they are a teller of bold, bald truths.
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