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1 posted on 06/02/2015 4:29:45 PM PDT by skeptoid
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Who or what is a Zamboni? It sounds like a sweet dinner wine.


2 posted on 06/02/2015 4:32:12 PM PDT by lee martell (The sa)
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I always assumed the Zamboni driver job included a case of Molson XXX every night.


3 posted on 06/02/2015 4:35:16 PM PDT by Rodamala
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I Call BS that thats even illegal.


4 posted on 06/02/2015 4:35:37 PM PDT by DanielRedfoot (Creepy Ass Cracker)
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0.314? That’s just getting a edge on in Fargo!


6 posted on 06/02/2015 4:36:45 PM PDT by SgtHooper (Anyone who remembers the 60's, wasn't there!)
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Been there, done that, have the T-shirt.


7 posted on 06/02/2015 4:37:53 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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You can drive a Zamboni sober? Why?


8 posted on 06/02/2015 4:38:55 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Isn’t drunk part of the job description?


9 posted on 06/02/2015 4:38:58 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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Defense attorney Lindsey Haugen said Anderson wasn't guilty because North Dakota state law doesn't define a Zamboni as a vehicle.

I would think that a better argument is that a hockey rink is not a public road.

10 posted on 06/02/2015 4:41:17 PM PDT by Defiant (Amtrak train derails, therefore......Republicans.)
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Geez, I got the impression of the frozen north and hockey fans that being drunk was obligatory!


12 posted on 06/02/2015 4:42:20 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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Man found guilty of driving zamboni drunk during hockey game

During hockey game?

Sober zamboni drivers wait until in between periods.

18 posted on 06/02/2015 4:50:34 PM PDT by FreeReign
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Strange things happen in Fargo.


19 posted on 06/02/2015 4:50:54 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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I live in South Dakota and used to live in Minnesota. Really not a lot to do in the winter. He’s on an oval, how much trouble could he cause?


21 posted on 06/02/2015 4:54:17 PM PDT by defconw (Fight all error, and do it with good humor, patience, kindness and love. -St. John Cantius)
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“Prosecutors said Anderson had a 0.314 percent blood-alcohol content that night.”

There’s the problem right there. 0.314 is well below the legal minimum to operate a Zamboni in North Dakota. Get another six-pack into that man, stat!


23 posted on 06/02/2015 4:56:50 PM PDT by Conscience of a Conservative
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Zamboni
24 posted on 06/02/2015 5:09:29 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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25 posted on 06/02/2015 5:10:27 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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chinese zamboni - yan, Jilin
28 posted on 06/02/2015 5:16:49 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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0.314 percent?

This guy was loaded!


29 posted on 06/02/2015 5:17:47 PM PDT by Gamecock (Why do bad things happen to good people? That only happened once, and He volunteered. R.C. Sproul)
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To: skeptoid; TurboZamboni

Ping to Turbo Zamboni.


30 posted on 06/02/2015 5:19:06 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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The I Wanna Drive A Zamboni Song

Well I went down to the local arena
Asked to see the manager man
He came from his office, said, “Son can I help you?”
I looked at him and said, “Yes you can...”

I want to Drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to Drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!

Now ever since I was young it’s been my dream
That I might drive a Zamboni machine
I’d get the ice just as slick as could be
And all the kids would look up to me

I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!

Now the manager said, “Son, I know it looks keen
But that right there is one expensive machine
And I’ve got Smokey who’s been driving for years.”
About that time I broke down in tears.

Cause I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!


31 posted on 06/02/2015 5:21:35 PM PDT by Gamecock (Why do bad things happen to good people? That only happened once, and He volunteered. R.C. Sproul)
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File:Zamboni Ice resurfacer.jpg
34 posted on 06/02/2015 5:22:53 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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