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Squirrel Nuts, Get Your Squirrel Nuts Here!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-31-2015 | MOTUS

Posted on 05/31/2015 6:57:51 AM PDT by NOBO2012

It has come to my attention that standards for what constitutes a scandal around Washington have been modified over the past few years. David - oh my, look at those trouser creases!- Brooks explains:

"President Obama has run an amazingly scandal-free administration, not only he himself, but the people around him. He’s chosen people who have been pretty scandal-free,"

Butt one thing that remains a certifiable Washington scandal is sex. Especially if it involves either “gay” or “Republican.” Note: Democrats are immune to even these minimum standards. See David Brooks article cited above.

So, if you’re still interested, there should be adequate squirrel coverage of the Hastert scandal to keep you going for weeks. Be sure to stock up on squirrel nuts to enjoy during the show.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: davidbrooks; hastert; obama; scandal

1 posted on 05/31/2015 6:57:51 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
Republicans (like Cruz) should consider sayting something like this on a daily basis:

"Hastert? Has anyone thought about Hastert in the past 8 years? He's a nice guy, but kind of ancient history, don't you think? But, you know, give him a trial, if he's guilty give him a sentence. Makes no difference to me. But can we talk about Hillary Clinton? Her emails that she won't show you? Her difficulty testifying to congress? The million and millions and millions of dollars of questionable donations? Her charity which gives out almost no money to the needy? She's running for president -- can we talk about her?"

2 posted on 05/31/2015 7:17:01 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Claire Wolfe should check her watch. It's time.)
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To: NOBO2012

Wonder if Hillary raped as many women as Bill did?.


3 posted on 05/31/2015 7:24:03 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: NOBO2012
REALLY...Did you say; 'Squirrel nuts'...

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4 posted on 05/31/2015 7:27:59 AM PDT by harpu ( "...it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not!")
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To: NOBO2012

ask larry sinclair if he sucked obama’s dick and vice a versa and snorted coke with him..
scandal free.... FAST AND FURIOUS, IRS, BENGHAZI, SOLYNDRA, BALTIMORE, 5 TALIBAN FREED ..... the list is too long


5 posted on 05/31/2015 7:33:16 AM PDT by zzwhale
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To: Vaduz

I like the line attributed to Willy, in reference to Hill’s possible lesbianism: “Hell - she’s eaten more p*ssy than ah have!”


6 posted on 05/31/2015 7:40:15 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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To: ErnBatavia

Things the MSM must hide asap.


7 posted on 05/31/2015 8:05:57 AM PDT by Vaduz
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