Posted on 04/19/2015 4:22:04 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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Good day!
Yesterday morning the weather was too bad to play golf.
I was bored with nothing to do.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said: “Hello sir, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness.”
So I said, “Come in and sit down.”
I offered him a fresh cup of Tea and asked, “What do you want to talk about?”
He said, “Beats the sh*t out of me. Nobody’s ever let me in before.”
Heh!
Morning RR, have a Blessed day!
Joke as told this morning by Joel Osteen:
Two avid baseball fans were debating if there would be baseball in Heaven.
The two men agreed that whoever passed first would come back and tell the other if there was baseball in Heaven.
Sure enough, one of them passed away and came back to tell the other if there was baseball in Heaven.
He said, ‘I’ve good news, and I’ve got bad news.
The good news is; there IS baseball in Heaven.
The bad news: You’re scheduled to be pitching next Thursday.
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Thank you for the post and ping, RR. Excellent funnies, as ever!
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