'The consequences will be catastrophic for the United States'

The New York Daily News ^ | April 1, 2015 | Jason Silverstein

[jlindseyx42]

Amen.You have summarized America, but it’s really even worse.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Creating two accounts and using one to compliment and talk to the other is soooooo 1996, man.

[reasonisfaith]

You’ve come off the track hoss.

[blueunicorn6]

If the Russians try this, we’ll take out all of their vodka distilleries.

Yeah, Ivan, how’d you like them taters?

[familyop]

"What would happen if the Russians tried to launch nuclear bombs onto American soil, aiming to trigger a giant tsunami or the eruption of a supervolcano?"

LOL! Obviously, this is our present and future.

The Marching Morons

[thesligoduffyflynns]

I wonder if Putin would give him a raise he’d stop his blithering.

[familyop]

"'A detonation of a nuclear weapon there can trigger catastrophic events like a coast-scale tsunami, which can completely destroy the infrastructure of the United States,' he said."

[Likely slogan for a Russian advertisement follows.]

"Vodka: it's good brain food. Krocodil? Pure genius!"

[ansel12]

What is weird?

[econjack]

I saw a documentary on the Yellowstone caldera. Long story short: When it blows...and it will...nuclear winter sets in and the beetles win.

[arasina]

Asked to remove this because I realized I’m sometimes a snarky poster myself.

[familyop]

Russian physicists in meeting to discuss Yellowstone land tsunami plan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HDksztNM60

[PghBaldy]

There is a supposed not minor risk that if Yellowstone goes, so goes the rest of the world, due to lack of sunlight for 1 year.

[sickoflibs]

Good point, lets NOT attack the Russians.

[familyop]

This thread keeps getting funnier! I’ll be nice and sincere, though, and post a link to some sanity.

What will really happen when the Yellowstone supervolcano erupts?
http://io9.com/what-will-really-happen-when-yellowstone-volcano-has-a-508274690

[PA Engineer]

You need to calm down and take your medications.

Agreed.

[PA Engineer]

I take no medication ever.No aspirin. I want you to demonstrate I am wrong. Please do it now!

After your previous comment, I am surprised you weren't overcome by ozone.

[PA Engineer]

Amen.You have summarized America, but it’s really even worse.

IBTZ

[Army Air Corps]

Asked to remove this because I realized I’m sometimes a snarky poster myself.

Snarky, but lovely.

[Army Air Corps]

Vodka - It’s what’s for dinner...and breakfast...and lunch...in-between-meal snacks...