To: John Semmens
2 posted on
01/21/2015 1:08:27 PM PST by
Southack
(The one thing preppers need from the 1st World? http://tinyurl.com/ktfwljc .)
To: John Semmens
Not funny, just too close to the truth.
3 posted on
01/21/2015 1:23:21 PM PST by
kingu
(Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
To: John Semmens
We believe that a barrage of cans thrown by our 12 and 13 year-old students would be a formidable response.” Especially when they throw them at each other. -tom
4 posted on
01/21/2015 1:32:57 PM PST by
Capt. Tom
(Don't confuse U.S. citizens and Americans. They are not necessarily the same. -tom)
To: John Semmens
I recommend plenty of canned pork be stocked up in each classroom
6 posted on
01/21/2015 1:39:41 PM PST by
KeyLargo
To: John Semmens
If the cans don’t work, the students will sing a medley of James Taylor songs.
Or possibly “I Love You, You Love Me” by Barney.
To: John Semmens
For jihadists
8 posted on
01/21/2015 2:32:59 PM PST by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
To: John Semmens
What if the students decide to weaponize the cans against the teacher or each other? Canned food needs to be banned. If that saves even one life it’s worth it.
9 posted on
01/21/2015 7:36:38 PM PST by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: John Semmens
I heard this on the news. It can’t be satire.
10 posted on
01/21/2015 7:39:54 PM PST by
ThomasThomas
(EGO venit lego tantum titulus Posteri)
To: John Semmens
Just the title alone is hilarious enough
I hope they feed them well enough to build up that arm strength! These purple penguins have quite the responsibility
11 posted on
01/21/2015 7:42:19 PM PST by
GeronL
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