it's coming...
Posted on 12/12/2014 3:19:09 PM PST by John Semmens
President Obama taunted opponents of his executive action on illegal immigrants, boasting that "it's permanent. No one will be able to unravel it. I'm not just granting them immunity from prosecution for illegally residing in the United States. I'm giving them ID documents, work permits, and Social Security numbers. They'll have the paperwork making them indistinguishable from American citizens. They'll be working and living in our neighborhoods. Their kids will be going to your kids' schools. They'll be voting in our elections. Any efforts to reverse the rights I've bestowed will be punished at the polls."
"Rather than embark on a futile quest to evict these immigrants, Republicans might want to learn Spanish," the President advised. "That way they'll be able to understand the new multicultural regime that will grow out of my innovative action on this issue."
In related news, Obama urged undocumented immigrants to apply for public welfare. "A lot of these migrants don't realize that they are as entitled to benefits as legal residents are," the President observed. "Their 'piece of the pie' share of America's wealth is theirs for the taking. It would be foolish to let it go unclaimed."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,156510.0.html
ping
Doesn’t it say somewhere that Obama’s Amnesty is for 3 years ?
it's coming...
6 long years so far...at least The Won has provided lots of material for semi-nearly fully true-satire.
Merry Christmas John and Fellow Freepers.
Satire? How embarassing, Sure fooled me!
You just wanna ruin my Friday evening, doncha? ;’)
Where’s the satire?
Yeesh.
Simply revoke ALL his Executive Orders.
With this Executive Order I hereby rescind all Executive Orders issued by my predecessor, Barack Hussein Obama.
Signed,
President Rafael Edward Cruz
Maybe if you had added a few Gitmo illegals to the mix..... :)
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Santa Claus Obama at work. Hard to find the satire in that paragraph.
Thanks again for the ping.
I wouldn’t be surprised that Obama would actually make this boast at some point publicly — I’m sure he’s made it in private.
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