Posted on 12/01/2014 1:05:26 PM PST by DanMiller
A ballet depicting the life and glory of their hero, Hugo Chavez, is the current rage among all good Chavistas. Barack Humble Obama, who has brought us greater peace, prosperity, happiness and even laughter than Chavez ever did, deserves far better.
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By Presidential Memorandum released on December 1st, Obama directed:
Presidential Memorandum re. public acknowledgment of My unsurpassed greatness, December First, Year the sixth of the reign of Obama:By virtue of the authority vested in Me as the Dear Leader of the True American Revolution,
WeI hereby direct all Federal entities, and request all significant stakeholders, to collaborate in the creation of a ballet to memorialize My uniquely outstanding magnificence, particularly as shown through My numerous successes.To that noble end, all Federal Agencies and Departments shall first consider among themselves and, with the voluntary cooperation of all significant stakeholders -- including all State and local governmental entities, non-governmental organizations and other interested parties -- shall further consider the highly treasured successes I have bestowed upon them and upon My adoring people:
♥ Vastly improved health care;
♥ Unprecedented governmental transparency;
♥ A massively stimulated national economy;
♥ Uniquely clean Government with no hint of scandal or waste;
♥ Heroic advances in social justice;
♥ Tremendously improved race and multicultural relations;
♥ Greatly diminished White privilege; and
♥ Many others which
We areI am far too humble to mention here.As soon as the ballet has been written and I have approved it, it shall be featured by all mass media outlets during prime time and performed in all cities and towns throughout My domain that have suitable facilities. Places unfortunately lacking such facilities are authorized and requested to apply promptly for appropriate Federal grants. My Department of Homeland Security, as well as all other relevant Federal departments and agencies, are directed to approve them expeditiously.
The ballet shall be presented each year on the twentieth day of January, which I shall soon declare a national holiday by Executive Order.
Upon reviewing the Presidential Memorandum with their customary diligence, MSNBC, NBC, CNN, ABC and CBS offered high praise for Obama's grand initiative. Using a ballet to remind everyone in the United States of Obama of what He has done to for them was seen not only as a true masterstroke but as His most masterful yet, sure to win the hearts and minds of even His most obstructionist opponents.
They suggested that the construction of much needed theatrical facilities throughout the entire country, in places now sadly deprived of the cultural enrichment they bring, will further stimulate our already vastly improved economy. They also suggested that necessary funding be stripped from all warmongering activities of the U.S. military, sparing only funds needed to improve gender equality and multicultural advances.
Faux News had little to say beyond suggesting that such a ballet should be produced after, rather than during, Obama's term of office. Republican House Speaker Boehner contended that too many horror shows featuring Obama are already broadcast on national television and cable and that, for that reason, no Federal funds should be wasted on Obama's grand initiative. However, he stated that no shutdown of the Federal Government is now contemplated in response. Some right wing activists terrorists suggested that, as an alternative to Obama's grand initiative, the Little Abner musical, which they had enjoyed years ago when they were children, should be presented on national television, including all cable channels.
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However, it will be gratifying for all to learn, through the medium of ballet, that the country is now in even better hands than ever before.
Springtime For Hitler?....................
This thread is gonna be great ;)
Occasionally I need to write that sort of thing in order to keep what few vestiges of sanity remain to me.
Ha...better the modern edition of Shakespeare’s Richard III
If there is a ballet about Obama, it’s lead dancer will be Rahm “Mr. tutu” Emanuel, so what is Obie doing wearing Rahm’s dress?
A lot of “Twinkle Toes” in this administration.
And the orchestra will consist of a large group of people playing their armpits.(And some their backsides.)
I’m trying not to imagine Moochelle in a tutu
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