Democrats Disagree over Executive Order for Amnesty [satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Nov 2014 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) is crosswise with President Obama over the proper sequence of events regarding amnesty for illegal immigrants.

“I have implored the President to forestall taking any executive action to legalize these undocumented residents until after we get Republican cooperation on next year's budget,” Reid said. “My advice has been to get the money first. Then he can do whatever he wants on amnesty. There'd be no way the GOP could stop him.”

Reid complained that “all my sensible arguments seem to be falling on deaf ears. The President says he doesn't need Congress to appropriate any funds. He asserts that he will instruct all the agency heads to continue to write checks to pay for whatever he authorizes. He's confident that the recipients of these checks will gladly accept and deposit them and that banks wouldn't dare not honor them.”

White House Chief of Staff Denis McDonough confirmed Reid's representation of the issue. “The President has polled his cabinet on this matter,” McDonough said. “Each of them has promised to carry out the President's wishes despite any possible disagreement from Congress. This includes the Joint Chiefs of Staff who stand ready to suppress any disobedience that might be exhibited by the general public.”

The possibility that President Obama's intended actions might be beyond his Constitutional authority was cast as “potentially troublesome” by Reid. “There's nothing wrong with the objectives being sought. Everyone agrees that legalizing those in this country illegally is something that has to be done. I just think it would be safer if both Parties' fingerprints were on the deed.”

Rep Hank Johnson (D-Ga) disagreed with Reid and compared the prospective Obama Executive Order on amnesty to President Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation. “If President Lincoln could bypass Congress and disregard the Constitution, by rights these same powers can be exercised by President Obama,” Johnson declared. “Lincoln was willing to jail his critics and use troops to enforce his will. I hope President Obama will have the strength and courage to do likewise.”

Mary Kay Henry, president of the Service Employees International Union (a union of government employees), characterized Republican objections to unilateral executive action as “bullying of the worst sort. Their constant harping that he lacks Constitutional authority to legislate on his own can't be allowed to stand against his moral obligation to do the right thing. We are urging the President to not let a piece of paper frighten him off course.”

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[John Semmens]

ping

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Close enough to the truth to be scary.

[marktwain]

Far, far, too close to the truth.

[skinkinthegrass]

while "we" @ FR; knows this is an [satire] piece,
it's becoming far closer to real-life everyday.

[Seaplaner]

(Gruber) “The fact of the matter is that the average American isn't fit to decide whether he needs health insurance or to choose a plan that is adequate for the collective well-being of society. Individuals left to themselves will selfishly choose what's best for themselves alone. Overcoming this individualism is the responsibility of the government. The misrepresentation in the way the ACA was portrayed to voters was for their own good. For that, I make no apology.”

Ya just can't make this stuff up.

Oh, wait, Semmens might have "semi" made it up.

So, in Ratherian terms, it's "fake but accurate", eh?

Another great column, John!

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[Focault's Pendulum]

Nice!

[TexasFreeper2009]

quote “Lincoln was willing to jail his critics and use troops to enforce his will. I hope President Obama will have the strength and courage to do likewise”

wow...

they have ripped the mask off now... pure tyranny ahead!

[tioga]

I would laugh, but now I am scared.

[smoothsailing]

B^)

[ViLaLuz]

“If President Lincoln could bypass Congress and disregard the Constitution, by rights these same powers can be exercised by President Obama,” Johnson declared.”

Don’t give him any ideas, John!

[rockinqsranch]

Another good one John. Thanks.

[Vendome]

“is crosswise”???

LOL!

[Chode]

damn John,like i told you before, the day is coming when you will HAVE to bold the satire...

[TChad]

He's confident that the recipients of these checks will gladly accept and deposit them and that banks wouldn't dare not honor them.”

Gulp. That better be satire.

[TChad]

“No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.”

— U.S. Constitution, Article I, section 9, clause 7

"Drawn from the Treasury." Hmm...

[Shimmer1]

It’s always too close to the truth. And always scary to think of the lengths Dems will go to to subvert the Constitution.

All I can say here is TURN JOHN SEMMENS LOOSE, mods!!!!! Quit stifling him!

[G Larry]

Hey John!

Here’s what you’ve always wanted!

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[rawcatslyentist]

Too late!

Look at a new penny, on the back is the "Shield of Lincoln". It was intentional. He plans on doing just that.

[Tainan]

A very believable scenario.

Again.