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DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-14 (DUmmies in Denial: "What's with all the GLOOM and DOOM threads?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2014 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/03/2014 10:55:18 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

They're whistling past the graveyard, trying to maintain a cheerful countenance in the face of imminent disaster. The handwriting is on the wall, but they don't want to read it. In other words, the DUmmies are in denial. All the signs point to major midterm losses for the Democrats tomorrow--including the loss of the U.S. Senate--but the DUmmies don't want to admit it. That's the state of mind in DUmmieland on the eve of Election Day, as seen in several threads, including this THREAD, "What's with all the GLOOM and DOOM threads?"

So let us now journey to the Shores of Denial, where the comments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, looking forward to DUmmie Depression come Wednesday morning, is in the [brackets]:

What's with all the GLOOM and DOOM threads?

[DUmmie CatWoman says: Come on, get happy! Just put on a happy face!]

I don't want to wade through all that negativity. . . . I don't want to hear about Dems just lining up to throw themselves into the bottomless pit of minority status come Tuesday. I just don't want to hear that crap.

[LALALA!!! I CAN'T HEEEEEEEEEEAR YOU!!!!!!!]

[Other DUmmies agree . . .]

They turn me off of reading much of General Discussion. It's much nicer in Cooking & Baking!

[Just be careful about sticking your head in the oven come Wednesday morning.]

Seriously, I ought to pop in and post a pic of the two racks of lamb I grilled for the wife on our anniversary.

[MURDERER!]

Yum! I love lamb, and grilled is especially good.

[I love the smell of grilled donkey in the morning.]

This is just the warm-up for 2016. What a pleasant little oasis DU will be then . . .

[Hee! Hee!]

The so called liberals in the media are so incredibly irresponsible. From Maddow to Maher they have defeated the Democrats by depressing turnout with their "impending doom" prognosis. They are horrible for what they are doing, then turn around wonder why Democrats don't fight.

[C'mon, Rachel! Get out there and fight like a man!]

We may lose the Senate but we will reclaim some governorships. There will be good news on Tuesday night regardless of what happens in the Senate. . . . Plus, 2016 is approaching and it is nothing but blue skies for us.

[WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Nothing but blue skies!!! Oh, except for those thunderclouds overhead.]

they are spending too much time listening to NPR, which is no longer our friend. I heard enough claptrap from them today to delete them from the buttons on my car radio.

[No unpleasant news! Do not want! Delete buttons! Block out! Ban! Going North Korea on my car radio!]

We may lose the senate but may gain a couple of gubernatorial races which is good. 2016 here we come !! I think we have a chance in 16 to not only take back the senate but make gains in the house as well with Hillary at the top of the ticket. . . .

[Yes! Hillary! The Belle of Benghazi!! Now there's a hope to hang a hat on! 2016, here we come!!]

I don't know what the polls are saying but I think Wendy and good chance in Texas. . . .

[Abortion Barbie has as much chance in Texas as Dan Rather in a room full of fax machines.]

Sounds like a request for "See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil." Good Luck!

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

and you sound like a request for me to tell you to go jump in a f***ing lake. Good Luck! Don't forget your scuba gear.

[CatWoman tells BKH70041 what he can do with his DUmmie Downer self!]

Elections always make me wonder how so many people can fall for such idiotic campaigns and vote for such misanthropic dimwits.

[Hey, keep Obama out of this! . . . BTW, notice how many Democrat candidates are TRYING to keep Obama out of this!]

Too many (maybe most) Democratic candidates are trying to avoid any connection to Obama. . . .

["'Obama'? Who's he? Never heard of the guy."]

I am going to vote on Tuesday. I will stand in the cold for maybe an hour.

[Oh, why bother? I think the forecast is for it to be warmer on Wednesday. Vote then. Besides, you don't want to go vote when all those Teabagger Rethuglicans will be there, driving up in their suburban minivans, with their Jesusland bumper stickers and their guns and Bibles and fattening foods. Ewww! Better to go on Wednesday, when you can have the place to yourself.]

I don't like to get my hopes up or pretend that I think everything will turn out sunshine and roses for democrats this election.

[Oh, go ahead, DUmmie cali! Pretend away! Nothing but blue skies, you know!!!]

honestly, I think we're being Freeped. MANY of the Doom and Gloomers have very low post counts.

[heh heh heh. . . .]

Repubs strutting around like they have already won.

We are NOT gonna lose the Senate.

[Just clap your hands real hard and BELIEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!]

Not only are we going to New Hampshire. We're going to South Carolina and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House. YAHHHHHHHHHH!

[Howard Dean checks in.]

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I can, And the wisdom to know the difference.

[At this time Pied Piper Pitt is praying the Sobriety Prayer: Grant me the sobriety to realize all is lost tomorrow night, the courage to get real plastered so I don't notice it, and the wisdom on Wednesday to stay in bed and sleep through it.]

If I hear "voted with Obama 97% of the time" or "the deciding vote on Obamacare" one more time, I might be tempted to shoot my TV.

[Or, you could just turn it off and hide the remote in the rafters, Doug.]

Tues will be a letdown. . . .

[Democratic Understatement. "Captain, I think the ship may have bumped into that iceberg a little bit."]

CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR DEBBIE DOWNERISM SOMEWHERE ELSE !! ENOUGH D*MN IT !! . . . How about some positiveness. Please, consider taking an upper. We just are not interested in stinking rotten Debby Downerism.

[Turn that frown upside-down! Take some drugs! Calgon, take me away!!]

I fear that it will be a pretty f***ing horrible couple of years. . . .

[France beckons. Flights will be booking up pretty fast Wednesday morning.]

I go bald from tearing my hair out.

[Is that you, Nadin Brzezinski?]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; schadenfreude
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To: Charles Henrickson
...NPR, which is no longer our friend...

Wow - it should be obvious that if NPR is no longer your friend - as a democrat - then you are truly lost - deep, deep within the fever-swamp of hardcore "progressivism"...

21 posted on 11/03/2014 11:56:53 AM PST by jonno (Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
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To: erod

A DUFU Deluge is coming!


22 posted on 11/03/2014 12:01:41 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Kim Jong Un last seen on a buffet line)
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To: outofsalt
If I were talented in the field of genetics, I'd clone DWS and deliver one to every registered Democrat.
23 posted on 11/03/2014 12:02:19 PM PST by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

They all know the RAT fix is in. What me worry?


24 posted on 11/03/2014 12:03:30 PM PST by Cheerio (Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama=The Complete Destruction of American Capitalism)
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To: Charles Henrickson
It's much nicer in Cooking & Baking! Is that a meth and pot reference? ;)
25 posted on 11/03/2014 12:07:36 PM PST by Trillian
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL!


26 posted on 11/03/2014 12:10:27 PM PST by erod
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To: PJ-Comix

Après mercredi, le déluge!

It will be delicious.


27 posted on 11/03/2014 12:24:37 PM PST by lonevoice (Life is short. Make fun of it.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We may lose the Senate but we will reclaim some governorships.

Snort!

The dems are about to lose Connecticut and Massachussetts. Use that as a yardstick as to how the rest will go.

28 posted on 11/03/2014 12:41:59 PM PST by kidd
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To: Charles Henrickson

I see no reason why the federal treason should ever be forgot!


29 posted on 11/03/2014 12:55:36 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This is just the warm-up for 2016. What a pleasant little oasis DU will be then....

Midnight at the oasis

Put your donkey to bed....
30 posted on 11/03/2014 2:02:34 PM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: cripplecreek

I am not yet popping champagne corks or doing any happy dances. I feel very positive about this election, but I know that the Democrats will pull out every stop, unleash every dirty trick, and invent some more to win. Republicans just can’t seem to handle dishonesty and treachery at the level they are willing to resort to.

Having said all that, I am going to be one happy camper and enjoy a major league gloat fest if it comes out the way it’s looking. I can’t wait for THAT DU-DUMMIE thread.


31 posted on 11/03/2014 2:42:35 PM PST by Ronin (Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
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To: JPG

Yes, she is going to lose by 20pts!


32 posted on 11/03/2014 2:42:44 PM PST by fortheDeclaration (Pr 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation:but sin is a reproach to any people)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Doogie owns a mean`ole gun? Shame on you Doogie! Don`t you know you are SUPPOSED to be a victim?
33 posted on 11/03/2014 2:44:14 PM PST by nomad
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To: Charles Henrickson

A few Governorships? Really? You might take Pennsylvania, but I think we might take Connecticut and Massachusetts and keep Florida, Georgia and Maine...DUmmies see you later...


34 posted on 11/03/2014 2:49:58 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I count on nothing. Romney was expected to win.


35 posted on 11/03/2014 2:50:11 PM PST by informavoracious (Open your eyes, people!)
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To: JPG

Davis’ campaign self-im-MOLE-lated.


36 posted on 11/03/2014 3:18:09 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Charles Henrickson
" From Maddow to Maher they have defeated the Democrats by depressing turnout with their "impending doom" prognosis. They are horrible for what they are doing, then turn around wonder why Democrats don't fight."

I think it's indicative of these sub-humans that they want the media to lie, in the belief that the Big Lie will swing the election.

They aren't satisfied with electronic voting machines that automatically score any vote as Communist. They actually believe that the media is unbiased, and shouldn't be.

Explain again why all Democrats shouldn't be gassed. (I want this last to be sarcastic, but...)

37 posted on 11/03/2014 5:15:08 PM PST by jonascord (Laeti vescimur nos subacturis)
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To: Charles Henrickson

If the rats are crushed tomorrow, I will visit the DUmp to enjoy their suffering. There is nothing quite like it.


38 posted on 11/03/2014 8:26:23 PM PST by matt1234 (Obama fled. People bled. Iraq 2014.)
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To: Mark
Democrats told: “Just look at the flowers”—(from The Walking Dead)

"Tell me about the rabbits again, George." (Of Mice and Men)

39 posted on 11/03/2014 9:28:35 PM PST by eddie willers
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To: outofsalt

Myyyy eyyyyyyyes!


40 posted on 11/03/2014 10:11:24 PM PST by luvie (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris, Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL Vets, too!)
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