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"Mistakes Were Made"
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-23-2014 | MOTUS

Posted on 10/23/2014 6:47:54 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Whoops! Technical difficulties identified with Cook County voting machines.

“This was a calibration error of the touch-screen on the machine,” Scalzitti said. “When Mr. Moynihan used the touch-screen, it improperly assigned his votes due to improper calibration.”

A “calibration error” – indeed: if you vote for one candidate with an “R” after his name and the machine registers a vote for the candidate with a “D” after his name, you could call that a calibration error. The same way you could call going in for a surgery to have your gangrenous left leg amputated and the doctor mistakenly removes the right leg instead, a “calibration error.”

Nobody around here seemed to surprised to hear about this little problem. In fact we’re so familiar with the phenomenon  that we keep a running list of the current top ten “calibration errors.”  Here they are, so far, in descending order:

 

10. EPA Phony Emails

 9. GSA Goes Wild

GSA-JeffGreetings from Vegas, Baby!

 8. Pigford phony scandal

 7. Solyndra et al, phony solar companies

 6. Fast and Furious phony scandal

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 5. IRS phony scandal

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 4. VA phony scandal

irs armed and dangerous

 3. Benghazi phony scandal

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 2. Obamacare phony healthcare

And the NUMBER ONE “calibration error” of the past 6 years is (drum roll please):

1. OBAMA!

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"Mistakes were made"

red queen & mad hatterWM copyMore like “two big assed mistakes”

`I can't believe that!' said Alice.
`Can't you?' the Queen said in a pitying tone. `Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes.'
Alice laughed. `There's no use trying,' she said: `one can't believe impossible things.'
`I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. `When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: benghazi; cookcounty; obama; votefraud
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1 posted on 10/23/2014 6:47:54 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Where are the calibration errors giving the republican the votes?


2 posted on 10/23/2014 6:49:17 AM PDT by ballplayer
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To: ballplayer

Great question, and exactly why we know they are never “errors.”

Cheating scumbags always gonna cheat.


3 posted on 10/23/2014 6:53:59 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (Pitch black is the new "transparent.")
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To: NOBO2012

“”Mistakes Were Made”

Aside from getting caught...No they weren’t.


4 posted on 10/23/2014 6:54:54 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart ("Refusing to vote against unprincipled people made Obama President. " - agere_contra)
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To: Grampa Dave

5 posted on 10/23/2014 6:56:24 AM PDT by Liz
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To: NOBO2012
Here's how 'RATS engage in "calibration errors" in Arizona....

Arizona Primary Ballot Box Stuffing Caught on Tape


6 posted on 10/23/2014 7:00:35 AM PDT by Texas Eagle
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To: NOBO2012

“calibration error”

Come on, how stupid can you get! It’s fraud, duh.

It’s already starting to be an interesting election this time around. Everyone is watching to see how blatant the voter fraud will be in the big urban precincts.


7 posted on 10/23/2014 7:04:32 AM PDT by Texicanus (Texas, it's a whole 'nother country.)
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To: ballplayer

Just who services and checks the voting machines? Union operatives?


8 posted on 10/23/2014 7:10:29 AM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: Texas Eagle

Why was there no exposure, prosecution, prison time?


9 posted on 10/23/2014 7:11:05 AM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: NOBO2012
Well....Looks like the Dems are hiring geeks.

Is this how Obama won?

10 posted on 10/23/2014 7:11:14 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: NOBO2012

And they know the vote totals early on. It’s just a matter of loading the buses and buying them lunch.


11 posted on 10/23/2014 7:12:53 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: NOBO2012

I don’t know about anyone’s else touch screens, but mine self calibrate now.

The last touch screen I had to calibrate was in 2001 and the calibration involved pressing the corners of the screen during power-up.

If this is the type they have, it does leave purposeful miss-calibration to influence votes.


12 posted on 10/23/2014 7:22:04 AM PDT by dila813
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To: Texas Eagle

Somebody hsoot that guy.


13 posted on 10/23/2014 7:24:04 AM PDT by OKSooner (Hospice in place and await further instructions.)
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To: NOBO2012

I have been a bit worried about this as we go to software driven voting machines. I think it might behoove us to move back to paper ballots. Stuffing paper ballot boxes requires physical presence in most cases and should be relatively easy to detect.


14 posted on 10/23/2014 7:31:36 AM PDT by buffaloguy
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To: NOBO2012

A calibration error, yes! The machines were not supposed to show on the screen that the votes were being diverted. The error will be corrected on all machines.


15 posted on 10/23/2014 7:47:59 AM PDT by arthurus
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To: Sacajaweau

This is how the Sultan won the second time. This is how the Democrats will keep the Senate and possibly win the House this time. It is up to Soros and his vote counters.


16 posted on 10/23/2014 7:51:25 AM PDT by arthurus
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To: buffaloguy
I have been a bit worried about this as we go to software driven voting machines.

I'm not worried about software-driven voting machines, I'm worried about machine-tampering, particularly with touch-screen machines with *NO* paper audit. As for going with a paper ballot, I'm not sure that is all that secure, either, given the accusation of ballot-box stuffing and voting thrown-out ballots in mail-in systems.

What I would like to explore is the use of a paper system in which you use your computer (or company computer, or school computer, or library computer) to prepare a printed ballot, and then take that ballot to the polling collecting place. The design of the ballot is that it's human-readable using OCR typeface, so that the voter can proof his/her ballot before taking it to the voting place and depositing it in an electronic ballot box. Couple that with voter ID paid for by a tax on campaign contributions, and you have something.

17 posted on 10/23/2014 7:57:59 AM PDT by asinclair (Political hot air is a renewable energy resource)
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To: NOBO2012
"Mistakes Were Made" Where'd we hear that already? Oh, yes, Nuremberg. Same party, different continent.
18 posted on 10/23/2014 8:11:55 AM PDT by W. (Joe Biden is Tourette's Guy from Youtube? Well, that explains it!)
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To: ballplayer
I am actively looking for any article where a "mechanical error" of some kind recorded votes for a Republican. If anyone can find one, please ping me to it. I'm sure such a unicorn has to exist somewhere.
19 posted on 10/23/2014 8:38:43 AM PDT by zeugma (The act of observing disturbs the observed.)
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To: asinclair

Voter id is free everywhere. You just have to get there which is the claimed problem.

The printed ballots should work out fine.

Control and delivery should be tightly controlled. No ballot boxes pulled of car trunks. No exceptions.


20 posted on 10/23/2014 9:55:48 AM PDT by buffaloguy
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