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Psaking Our Way to Health, Safety and Security. We are so Psaked
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-3-2014 | MOTUS

Posted on 10/03/2014 5:16:18 AM PDT by NOBO2012


Screenshot Studio capture #2249

How did he get in? The same way every other illegal alien gets here: he just showed up at the door with his pathogens. No questions asked. Come on in!

illegal aliens say thanks for the hospitalityIllegal aliens saying “thanks for the hospitality” in Esperanto – the universal language

And why, you ask yourself, do people still believe what they are told by “officials” who always seem to have one or more ulterior motives in play? Give up? Me too. And I don’t know what more I can do; I’ve tried to instill as much cynicism as possible in order to ensure the survival of the human race and still, to quote Lilly, “I can’t keep up.” People in the general population are just hell-bent on remaining optimists even if that means avoiding and ignoring all evidence indicating we’re marching towards the end of civilization as we know it.

In other news, I believe it was the Russians who first turned Jen Psaki into a verb, i.e. “psaking” (pronounced, “piss-sacking”) – defined as saying something so stupid it deserved it’s own term.

Demonstrating admirably why she deserved this honor, one simply must watch Megyn Kelly’s interview with Jen last night. As you do, remind yourself: this is the State Department’s head spokesmouth; and Harfie is only our #2 spoks.

How bad was it? This bad…


No matter what Kelly asked, poor Jen was reduced to responding with her deer in the headlight look followed quickly by rapid robotic blinking and random repetitive hand motions while simultaneously issuing heartfelt denials and talking points.

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Never once wiping that blank slate Spoks-smile off her face:

100214_psakiA Fox with the Spoks

That’s quite a feat - psaking herself. Talk about a JV.

So, let’s sum up all the news you’re allowed to know this week:

  1. Ebola; not a threat. Do not panic.
  2. ISIS; not a threat. Do not panic.
  3. Beheading in Oaklahoma; not a threat. Do not panic.
  4. Your bank accounts hacked; not a threat. Do not panic. (h/t JPMorgan-Chase)

Oh yes, we are in the very best of hands.

So I think perhaps I should host a Motus Twilight Nocturne Lounge night this evening. Due to a previous commitment neither Little Mo or I will be able to stay around very long after we officially open the virtual bar for virtual happy hour. So if you promise to behave I promise to provide some smooth jazz, all the virtual cocktails you can handle and a salon to discuss this week’s heavy incoming artillery.

The shutters will be opened promptly at 5:00 PM EDT and announced with a new post and thread, and remain open until the street sweeper comes through in the morning. If I’m not there right away, go ahead without me.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: ebola; obama; panetta; psaki

1 posted on 10/03/2014 5:16:18 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

LIBERALS suffer from some sort of mental illness that prevents LOGICAL THOUGHT: crazy PELOSI, nutty DEBBIE, the WACKIE saturday night live roseannaroseannadanna sorority girls who proudly strut their STUPIDITY in public HARFING AND PSAKING reality....there are many others but these are prime examples of the illness. They reflect the same illness that all ivory tower imaginary world unicorn fairy dusters reflect. The world in their minds is not the world we live in. war is peace, tyranny is freedom, the end justifies the means, truth is whatever psycho babel and lies repeated loud enough and often eonough becomes the truth... THESE PEOPLE CATER TO THE UNINFORMED, LAZY, IGONORANT, SOUND BITE, MAINSTREAM MEDIA /PRAVDA INFUSED PARASITE BOBBLEHEADS WHO PUT A TOTAL INCOMPETENT INDIVIDUAL with the agenda to destroy America in office. They try to outdo each other with stupid statements to garner liberal merit badges supporting a FAILED PRESIDENCY, looking for their loyalty reward down the road. they are willing to HUMILIATE THEMSELVES publicly and privately as liberal martyrs... LIBTARD JIHADIS.... aka FOOLS...I would love to see an X-rated video of the private humiliation they must have undergone to buy their jobs... it would be a duzzie...

2 posted on 10/03/2014 6:24:26 AM PDT by zzwhale
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To: NOBO2012

I am so sick of lying politicians who wont admit they’re wrong even when it slaps them in the face. There is something seriously wrong, both ethically & mentally, with people who defend the indefensible. Our friends don’t trust Obama (who does?), & our enemies know him to be incompetent, so incompetent that he doesn’t even lie well, leaving the world a vastly more dangerous place.

What these narcissistic fools don’t seem to realize is that thinking Americans KNOW they are lying to cover up their failures, as do our friends & enemies in the world. Psaki looks like teenager determined to lie about being caught in bed with her boyfriend. On second thought, she looks like one of Jim Jones’ worshippers who smiled broadly as she drank the Koolaid.

Obama & co. are quickly approaching zero credibility. The truth is more easily determined by believing the OPPOSITE of EVERYTHING Obama says. Call it the “George Constanza Effect”.

3 posted on 10/03/2014 6:29:01 AM PDT by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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He certainly has surrounded himself and foisted on the American public,the most inept group of people ever!
All women!!!!!
I’m all for the most qualified and Harf,Psaki,Jarret,Rice and that Cass Sunstiens wife Stephanie, are evil,know it all, smart ass bunglers.

4 posted on 10/03/2014 6:32:28 AM PDT by peteyd (A dog may bite you in the ass,but it will never stab you in the back.)
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To: zzwhale

FR needs an agree/disagree button with stats, because I sure do agree with you.

5 posted on 10/03/2014 6:37:22 AM PDT by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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6 posted on 10/03/2014 6:49:45 AM PDT by maggief
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To: NOBO2012

I’ve been referring to Jen Psaki and Marie Harf as “Laverne and Shirley.”

7 posted on 10/03/2014 7:00:21 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: NOBO2012
..."psaking” (pronounced, “piss-sacking”) – defined as saying something so stupid it deserved it’s own term.

Almost as good as George Orwell's "doublethink"...holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them. The prevailing position given by the State Department's sorority girls Psaki and Harf is a controlled insanity not unlike that of the Marx brothers.

8 posted on 10/03/2014 7:32:07 AM PDT by The Great RJ
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To: NOBO2012

Source: a commenter at Ace of Spades

9 posted on 10/04/2014 10:56:13 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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