Posted on 09/26/2014 6:58:38 AM PDT by NOBO2012
I guess you all saw the guest posting notice yesterday, so you know that MOTUS is away on a “girlie weekend” and I will be guest posting in her absence. I’m not sure what a “girlie weekend” is, butt I do know it involves an afternoon at a spa with Lady M for manicure,
pedicure
and Glass Wax-ing.
She called me yesterday, during her pedicure, to tell me she was having fun and reminded me not to post turnip porn.
I won’t.
Carrot Porn
Butt it is harvest time, and with so many schools dumping Lady M’s taste-free, school lunch programs, root vegetable prices are dropping faster than Big Guy’s favorability ratings,
Ipso fatso (h/t: MOTUS) I thought root veggies might be an economical, nutritious and delicious, diversionary topic.
Being something of an aficionado of root vegetables and a CIA graduate (not the culinary school), I thought it might be fun to show you some of the more interesting and fun roots I found in Lady M’s Organic Garden of Good and Evil this year.
MOTUS and this gal became instant BFFs when I harvested her:
I’m not happy about MOTUS befriending and shopping with my pantry items, butt even I have become friends with a few:
Ok, so I was really, really hungry when I was in the strawberry patch, butt we’re pals now.
Of course everything in Lady M’s garden is not happy and smiles. Some, on the evil side, are downright scary:
Well, now I’m a little hungry. So I’ll leave you to discuss your own garden finds (good or evil) and your favorite root vegetable recipes. And remember, root vegetables are decorative as well as delicious
and Halloween is just around the corner…
Reporting from the Big White Organic Garden of Good and Evil,
This is Cub Reporter Little Mo.
Coming soon: Kick up the protein content of your root vegetable recipes:
Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
Not sure there is enough wax to take care of the problem...
Does that involve a visit to her "Obie-guy-nee"?
Now, if it were a girlie man weekend, the lyin’king would have been first on the bus. Mom jeans, pink helmet, bike with basket..............
Worst job ever: The Mooch’s Brazilian bikini waxer
/blecch!
I would not want to see her garden of good and evil before or after waxing....
Ho Kehhh...
...taste-free lunches....LOL
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