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Candidate Says Illegal Immigrants Have Earned Right to Receive Welfare [Fiction]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Sep 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/23/2014 9:57:01 AM PDT by John Semmens

Democratic gubernatorial candidate Rep. Mike Michaud (Maine) says he is opposed to the idea of curtailing the eligibility for welfare payments to illegal immigrants.

“These people have undertaken a long, arduous, and often dangerous journey to get here,” Michaud said. “That took courage and determination. Welfare payments are a meager reward for enduring these treks. It would be niggardly of us to deny them after they’ve crossed the finish line.”

Under Maine law, illegal immigrants are not eligible for state funded welfare payments. Nonetheless, several cities have defied the law and paid out public funds to them. Portland disburses over $200,000 per month to ineligible illegal immigrants—a practice that Michaud promises will become legal once he is elected governor.

State Senator Eloise Vitelli (D-Augusta) said she supports Michaud’s position on the issue. “If we cut them off from benefits it’s like we’re telling them they wasted their time coming here,” Vitelli contended. “That seems a cold and unwelcoming attitude to me.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/09/19/dem-operative-says-obama-planning-october-surprise/


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: aliens; democrats; immigrants; satire; welfare
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1 posted on 09/23/2014 9:57:01 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Did the guy that just jumped the fence at the white house earn it too? I mean you would think Obama would have welcomed him in! and what’s up with the fence around the white house to begin with? I thought the left said fences are useless.


2 posted on 09/23/2014 9:59:35 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (Obama lied .. the economy died.)
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To: John Semmens

You need to quit, your making my blood pressure go up. lol


3 posted on 09/23/2014 10:00:46 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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>>“If we cut them off from benefits it’s like we’re telling them they wasted their time coming here,” Vitelli contended. “

That is indeed the message we should be sending.

>>That seems a cold and unwelcoming attitude to me.”

Put them up at your house, pay for their food, clothe them and set up a school in your backyard. If yo don’t do these things it is YOU who is cold and unwelcoming.


4 posted on 09/23/2014 10:02:18 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (AGW "Scientific method:" Draw your lines first, then plot your points)
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To: John Semmens

DANG!!!!

GOT ME!!!

DANG AGAIN!


5 posted on 09/23/2014 10:02:55 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (AGW "Scientific method:" Draw your lines first, then plot your points)
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To: John Semmens

DID THEY PAY INTO THE SYSTEM????????????


6 posted on 09/23/2014 10:06:29 AM PDT by buffyt ("After the midterms......obama is free to rain pure destruction on America")
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To: John Semmens

lol

How much food stamps do you earn an hour, Javier?


7 posted on 09/23/2014 10:08:33 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: John Semmens

Hey politicians! you didn’t ask me if I mind paying the taxes that go to the new arrivals.


8 posted on 09/23/2014 10:08:38 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
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To: John Semmens
Niggardly

Look at what he called them, he must be a Racist!!

9 posted on 09/23/2014 10:11:15 AM PDT by Not now, Not ever! (Girlfriend suggested I use pelosi in place of swear words, A good idea, I think)
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To: John Semmens
Ah, were back to the liberal fantasy of money trees again.
10 posted on 09/23/2014 10:11:34 AM PDT by Sam Gamgee (May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. - Patton)
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Apparently, Lois Lerner does not have the corner on the market for nose in the air arrogance in the Democrat Party combined with a snobbish disdain for the little people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_3SXQHUH

Simply amazing


11 posted on 09/23/2014 10:12:39 AM PDT by rdcbn
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To: John Semmens

Democrats are morons. Any questions?


12 posted on 09/23/2014 10:15:16 AM PDT by jmaroneps37 (Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
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To: John Semmens
Any time I read a headline and feel my blood pressure spike, as I just did, I immediately look to see who the poster is.

Another classic, John.

13 posted on 09/23/2014 10:15:27 AM PDT by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the far North)
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To: rdcbn

Bad Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_3SXQHUHok

State Senator Eloise Vitelli at her best supporting welfare for illegal immigrants.


14 posted on 09/23/2014 10:16:31 AM PDT by rdcbn
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To: John Semmens
This is a hoax article and headline; this is not satire.
You can look up the definition of satire, and you can find some samples of real satire.

Your purpose for posting this trash is to discredit Free Republic, FR posters, and other conservative sites by tricking posters into reposting links to your hoax articles as if they were true.

15 posted on 09/23/2014 10:16:38 AM PDT by meadsjn
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To: John Semmens
hmmm hmm hmmmmm ya go to sleep one night....and wake up to a whole new world.....




16 posted on 09/23/2014 10:17:08 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Please RESIGN Mr. President Its the RIGHT thing to do_RETIRE THE REGIME!)
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Grrr. Why not report what he actually said, instead of half-satire? We are trying to defeat these RATs.


17 posted on 09/23/2014 10:18:11 AM PDT by montag813
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To: freedumb2003

I said that to my friend, a liberal, democrat, bleeding heart, retired California teacher. I told her she should take in some of the illegal children from Central America!

her answer....

I might get ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!


18 posted on 09/23/2014 10:19:04 AM PDT by buffyt ("After the midterms......obama is free to rain pure destruction on America")
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To: jmaroneps37

But aren’t you being REDUNDANT????


19 posted on 09/23/2014 10:20:01 AM PDT by buffyt ("After the midterms......obama is free to rain pure destruction on America")
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To: MeshugeMikey

His voters here in Texas pronounce it President Bahama!


20 posted on 09/23/2014 10:20:29 AM PDT by buffyt ("After the midterms......obama is free to rain pure destruction on America")
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