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Mellon-Head Sharpton Transforms Funeral Into "Pimp My ‘Died’"
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-26-2014 | MOTUS

Posted on 08/26/2014 6:18:23 AM PDT by NOBO2012

August 25 shall henceforth be know as the "Day of Rage" (brought to you by the Justice Brothers®) – a day on  which we commemorate the slaughter of Michael Brown, the "gentle giant" who was just starting to get his life back together after graduating from Anger Management class.

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Given that Michael roughed up 2 men in less than an hour before he was gunned down after assaulting a police officer in cold blood we can only assume he didn’t graduate in the top quintile of his class.

Butt this isn’t about Michael, it’s about the men who came to honor his memory by continuing to keep the the racial flames burning bright in America. I’m talking about the Reverend Al of course.

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Did you hear his soaring oratory? His eloquent speechifying? That man has a gift; if he hadn’t decided to go into pimping civil rights activism he could have run for president. Oh wait…

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And before you criticize the Reverend for fanning the flames of racial animus for personal gain, allow me to remind you that this is what Al does for a living. Were he not so successful pimping for the “No justice, no peace” crowd he’d likely be running for public office.

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So count your blessings, and the next time you’re tempted to criticize the Reverend remember -  as any aspiring young rapper can tell you - “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp” and cut him a little slack. He’s just trying to make a living.

Chorus (which is the only printable part) from Al’s theme song, the 2006 Oscar winning “Best Song

You know it's hard out here for a pimp
When he tryin' to get this money for the rent
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent
Because a whole lot of bitches talkin' sh*t

rev al sharpton pimping“Pimp we Much”

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: ferguson; michaelbrown; obama; sharpton
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1 posted on 08/26/2014 6:18:23 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
Sad. I was initially encouraged that so many young black men found themselves inside a church for probably the first time in their lives. Not to mention The REVEREND Al Sharpton.

And now I find out this is what they heard.

I wonder if The Bible speaks about leading people astray and whatnot.

2 posted on 08/26/2014 6:24:20 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: NOBO2012

“But Pimp we much… we must… and we will much… about… that… be pimp’n.”


4 posted on 08/26/2014 6:27:36 AM PDT by Autonomous User
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To: NOBO2012

Like I always said: Al Sharpton - The guy Democrats considered Presidential material.


5 posted on 08/26/2014 6:28:09 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)
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To: NOBO2012

Hate to bust everyone’s bubble, but Al and Jesse are no more a “Rev” than I am. Neither graduated from divinity school, neither has ever had a church, and neither has ever had a congregation, yet both continue to perpetuate the lie. Al was “ordained” by a DC preacher at age 10 and has kept the lie alive ever since. Both are professional pot stirrers and rarely come down on the right side of an argument, witness Tawana Brawley, the Duke Five, and others. Indeed, if they didn’t keep the racial pot stirred, they would dissolve into the meaningless void...which would be a good place for the both of them.


6 posted on 08/26/2014 6:28:10 AM PDT by econjack (I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
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To: F15Eagle

Definitely not. This guy is bad news.


7 posted on 08/26/2014 6:29:00 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: NOBO2012

Al(Sportin’ Life) Sharpton!


8 posted on 08/26/2014 6:32:41 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Texas Eagle
I was shocked to see old Al. His body was very tiny/skeletal, his head disproportionately hugh. His message, the same old, same old. Poor us, poor me, blood makes the grass grow, so let's fight.
9 posted on 08/26/2014 6:34:41 AM PDT by cotton
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To: Texas Eagle

I don’t know as much about the bible as I should but I do believe theres something in there about false prophets.


10 posted on 08/26/2014 6:38:38 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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11 posted on 08/26/2014 6:42:28 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: NOBO2012
S N I T C H !! ...the lowest form of life in da hood.


12 posted on 08/26/2014 6:48:28 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: TexasCajun

Al’s Theme Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3xU0fnjUcg


13 posted on 08/26/2014 6:49:52 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: NOBO2012

WA PO has a hit piece on officer Wilson going into his background in detail.

Just more red meat to feed the racists.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/darren-wilsons-first-job-was-on-a-troubled-police-force-disbanded-by-authorities/2014/08/23/1ac796f0-2a45-11e4-8593-da634b334390_story.html


14 posted on 08/26/2014 6:55:48 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: NOBO2012

Melon head? Where is Gallagher when you need him?


15 posted on 08/26/2014 6:56:53 AM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: econjack
Hate to bust everyone’s bubble, but Al and Jesse are no more a “Rev” than I am.

I am hereby to be addressed as Reverend Laz A. Mataz.

16 posted on 08/26/2014 7:01:49 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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To: NOBO2012
Sharpton presided over an affirmative action funeral where the recipient of the eulogy was given words and attributes that he did not deserve. This is affirmative action with respect to a funeral.
17 posted on 08/26/2014 7:11:22 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: TexasCajun

That’s definitely a lap band surgery body. As ugly as his huge head.


18 posted on 08/26/2014 7:49:14 AM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: miss marmelstein

He looks like a bobble-head doll.


19 posted on 08/26/2014 7:59:45 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: NOBO2012



20 posted on 08/26/2014 8:32:43 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill ...)
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