Skip to comments.Mellon-Head Sharpton Transforms Funeral Into "Pimp My ‘Died’"
Posted on 08/26/2014 6:18:23 AM PDT by NOBO2012
August 25 shall henceforth be know as the "Day of Rage" (brought to you by the Justice Brothers®) a day on which we commemorate the slaughter of Michael Brown, the "gentle giant" who was just starting to get his life back together after graduating from Anger Management class.
Given that Michael roughed up 2 men in less than an hour before he was gunned down
after assaulting a police officer in cold blood we can only assume he didnt graduate in the top quintile of his class.
Butt this isnt about Michael, its about the men who came to honor his memory by continuing to keep the the racial flames burning bright in America. Im talking about the Reverend Al of course.
Did you hear his soaring oratory? His eloquent speechifying? That man has a gift; if he hadnt decided to go into
pimping civil rights activism he could have run for president. Oh wait
And before you criticize the Reverend for fanning the flames of racial animus for personal gain, allow me to remind you that this is what Al does for a living. Were he not so successful pimping for the No justice, no peace crowd hed likely be running for public office.
So count your blessings, and the next time youre tempted to criticize the Reverend remember - as any aspiring young rapper can tell you - Its Hard Out Here for a Pimp and cut him a little slack. Hes just trying to make a living.
Chorus (which is the only printable part) from Als theme song, the 2006 Oscar winning Best Song
You know it's hard out here for a pimp Pimp we Much
When he tryin' to get this money for the rent
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent
Because a whole lot of bitches talkin' sh*t
Pimp we Much
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
And now I find out this is what they heard.
I wonder if The Bible speaks about leading people astray and whatnot.
But Pimp we much we must and we will much about that be pimp’n.
Like I always said: Al Sharpton - The guy Democrats considered Presidential material.
Hate to bust everyone’s bubble, but Al and Jesse are no more a “Rev” than I am. Neither graduated from divinity school, neither has ever had a church, and neither has ever had a congregation, yet both continue to perpetuate the lie. Al was “ordained” by a DC preacher at age 10 and has kept the lie alive ever since. Both are professional pot stirrers and rarely come down on the right side of an argument, witness Tawana Brawley, the Duke Five, and others. Indeed, if they didn’t keep the racial pot stirred, they would dissolve into the meaningless void...which would be a good place for the both of them.
Definitely not. This guy is bad news.
Al(Sportin’ Life) Sharpton!
I don’t know as much about the bible as I should but I do believe theres something in there about false prophets.
Al’s Theme Song
WA PO has a hit piece on officer Wilson going into his background in detail.
Just more red meat to feed the racists.
Melon head? Where is Gallagher when you need him?
I am hereby to be addressed as Reverend Laz A. Mataz.
That’s definitely a lap band surgery body. As ugly as his huge head.
He looks like a bobble-head doll.
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