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Holy Cow! How Will You Celebrate Father’s Day?
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-15-2014 | MOTUS

Posted on 06/15/2014 5:18:13 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Still haven’t decided what to serve Pop for your Father’s Day cookout? Why not try your hand at a homemade version of Lady M’s new favorite burger: The Holy Cow!

the holy cowThe “Holy Cow” includes an insouciant “wink” at the NSA’s “ICU”  program

Brought to my attention by Gerard at American Digest and 'splained by Sploid, the “Holy Cow” was engineered by Red’s True Barbecue and is,“basically like sandwiching an entire cow” between the bun. Here’s what you’ll need.

What red blooded American dad wouldn’t love to scarf down this bovine collection? Ok, it’s got that creepy eyeball thingy on top, butt that will be dispatched with extreme prejudice with the first chomp.

holycowburger.flagjpgI C U! And raise my flag in salute.

However, if you’re not in the mood for a cookout, can’t find good quality mustard-pickled tongue or pulled ox cheek, or if globull warming has kiboshed your cookout plans with colder and/or wetter than normal weather, you could drop in for the Father’s Day special being offered at Big Red’s. And if whole cow burgers aren’t your thing you could get one of their other great all-American BBQ dinners available at all 3 of their big locations:

Well yes, they are in England, butt that shouldn’t surprise anyone; in the Age of Obama just about everyone seems to be more American than America. Butt I must say, the Brits seem to have captured the zeitgeist of pre-Obama America: bigger is better and there’s no such thing as too much. Insatiable, unstoppable, irrational exuberance for all things beef:

The burger is served with fries that are "thrice cooked" in beef drippings and served with a pulled beef Ragu sauce for dipping. Just in case that wasn't enough cow, the burger also comes with a Bloody Mary made with a beef tomato consommé and "jerky shards." According to Metro UK, the burger is priced at £25 ($41.88 USD) and contains 2,500 calories. A limited number of the burgers will only be available on Father's Day

All I can say is “Holy Cow!” (I’m referring to the burger, not…well, you-know-who.)

Michelle Obama“All this..for a damn flag!?!”

This isn’t exactly Father’s Day music, butt I think it’s Big Red’s theme song:


Holy Cow

I can’t weep and I can’t eat
Since you walked out on me
Holy smoke, what you doin to me, yeah
I can’t eat and I can’t sleep, yeah
Since you walked out on me, yeah
Holy cow, whatcha doin, child, child

Maybe there’s something about having your father “walk out on you” that permanently messes with a man’s heart - and his soul. All I know is that fathers are very important; don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Happy Fathers Day to all the many truly great fathers out there. And if you have, or had, a great father consider yourself one of the very, very fortunate souls who need not wander the earth in search of your significance.


Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: beef; fathersday; holycow; obama

1 posted on 06/15/2014 5:18:13 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

If you don’t live in the same area and cannot visit in person, give your dad a call today. I sure wish I could call mine.

2 posted on 06/15/2014 5:55:26 AM PDT by ohioman
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To: NOBO2012

How am I going to celebrate Father’s Day? By enjoying my family like we been since Thursday. To all dads, Happy Father’s Day.

3 posted on 06/15/2014 6:04:35 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: NOBO2012

I’m working. YAYS.

4 posted on 06/15/2014 6:17:13 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
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To: NOBO2012

Breakfast beers- because I’m out of bourbon

5 posted on 06/15/2014 7:07:28 AM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: NOBO2012

How will I celebrate Fathers Day? Wishing my dad were still here. Lost him to lung cancer in ‘95. It still hurts.

6 posted on 06/15/2014 10:45:01 AM PDT by EinNYC
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