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Riddle Me This: What Do the Taliban 5 Have In Common With Obama?
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-5-2014 | MOTUS

Posted on 06/05/2014 5:53:58 AM PDT by NOBO2012

 

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That’s right, after that he-man work out at the gym yesterday,

What the heck, it’s worth watching again.

BHO’s all pumped and feels like playing a little “Mr. Mysteriouso” mind game with you. So he’s authorized me to present this riddle on his behalf:

Q. What do the five recently released Taliban leaders have in common with the leader of the free world?

Don’t be hasty, all of the most obvious answers are wrong - well, probably not technically wrong, just not what we’re looking for in this riddle. Ready?

A. Now, just like Obama, if pesky laws prevent them from doing what they want, they can still get it done with their pens and phones.

taliban cell service3jpgHey, Mustafa, it’s Abdul; let Abdullah and Fazul know that it’s time for Death to America, OK?

taliban cell serviceI’m all over it boss.

Meanwhile the Riddler himself trains future terrorists in the fine art of Constitutional transformation.

366265-barack-obama-hamid-karzai-strategic-partnership“See Hamid, no matter what it says, it’s easy to change if you’ve got one of these Obama pens.”

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bergdahl; gitmo; onama; taliban

1 posted on 06/05/2014 5:53:58 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

ProISLAMOfacists!


2 posted on 06/05/2014 6:03:13 AM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: NOBO2012

“Uh...they all want to destroy America?”

What’d I win?


3 posted on 06/05/2014 6:20:21 AM PDT by moovova
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To: NOBO2012

If we had sent six terrorist leaders instead of five, I would be celebrating this as a brilliant move that might save America. Unfortunately, the most senior terrorist leader is still in our White House.


4 posted on 06/05/2014 6:22:50 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: NOBO2012

Is that workout video real? No wonder he wears mom jeans and needs a bike helmet.


5 posted on 06/05/2014 6:36:23 AM PDT by ecomcon
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To: NOBO2012

They are all Sunni Muslim.


6 posted on 06/05/2014 6:51:30 AM PDT by Fitzy_888 ("ownership society")
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To: NOBO2012

They were all born into the Muslim religion.

Islam looks at the religion of the father, while Jews look at the mother.


7 posted on 06/05/2014 12:37:51 PM PDT by ansel12 ((Ted Cruz and Mike Lee-both of whom sit on the Senate Judiciary Comm as Ginsberg's importance fades)
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