Skip to comments.Obama Cleans House??? “Heck of a job, Carney!” You too, Ricky S.
Posted on 05/31/2014 7:22:23 AM PDT by NOBO2012
The Presidents official Press-mouth and surrogate whiner, having grown as much as he could in this job, has left his post to pursue more lucrative opportunities.
Hell be replaced by a Press-mouth with an even more impossibly perfect Press-mouth name: Josh Earnest. Tell me this guy wasnt born with a silver-tongued destiny in his mouth. Since Josh has been serving the WON since 2007, you can expect a smooth transition.
Mr. Earnest, surrendered his personal integrity in 2007 and never looked back
Maybe he can at least see to it that Big Guy gets important news prior to reading about it in Americas Newspaper of Record.
Josh, Bo and JJ: as Ive mentioned before, they all look like game show hosts to me. Different show, same game.
And speaking of changing the palace guard, it became painfully apparent sometime during this past week that heads would have to roll at the VA. The phony scandal situation finally reached critical mass - i.e. it came to light that you can now get a sex change operation funded by Medicare but you still cant get a diagnostic colonoscopy at the VA - and needed to be addressed from the top.
In announcing that General Shinseki was unexpectedly falling on the sword, BHO stepped up to the plate to bunt:
It is my Administration and I always take full responsibility,
he told the Press Corpse, before deflecting blame back to George W. Bush.
We dont have a permanent replacement for the General yet, butt his interim replacement is another natural: deputy secretary Sloan Gibson. Is that a great name or what? Sloan.
Sloane: What are we going to do?
Ferris: The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
No, wait...thats the wrong Sloan.
And Sloan looks enough like Steven Carrel to be his doppelganger; with that name and those looks he would make a great boss. Or at least he could play one on TV.
Wow! Even I cant tell them apart.
So thats it for this week: Were going to miss Jay Jay, the only man in the country who made Robert Gibbs 2 year run as press secretary look, um, not that bad. And good luck to Josh, who, having already served as BOs campaign press secretary is uniquely qualified for the job requirements of Presidential Press-mouth: hes already an intellectual sociopath.
So, buh bye Jay-Jay:
Most awkward man-hug-kiss in the history of presidential man-hug-kisses
Im pretty sure the best is yet to come for you.
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
The White House press gallery.
Carney will end up somewhere in the MSM, raking in the big bucks. His pay as White House press secretary is just a small fraction of what he might earn elsewhere.
He will either become a high level spokesman in some lobbying group, or end up back in the MSM. He used to work for Time Magazine. He could be another Stephanopolous(sp?) who was a Clinton spokesman before he became a Democrat “journalist”.
Look for Carney to pop up on the talking head programs. And he might even write a book. He could make some serious money writing a book.
What did he know that the rest of the nation didn't, that would have made him hitch his wagon to the BHO star, rather than taking the obvious route at the time and joining the Hillary! campaign? One can only wonder.
“Hello, I’m Mr. Ernest, the new White Mosque spokesman.”
“Yer joshing me.”
Democrats really are walking, talking jokes.
“Look Barry, we both know that I don’t have a conscience or a soul but even I have my limits. If I shred every last vestige of my transparently fraudulent credibility the only place I’ll be able to get a job is msnbc.”
Given DNC Dave’s ratings aren’t so good on Meet the Depressed on Sunday a.m.; and, there were reports that poor Dave underwent a psyc eval, perhaps the Carney Barker will take Dave’s place. May not be all at once, perhaps just as a fill-in for vacays and then Dave will need to “spend more time with his family”.
Other possibility is replacing Bob on Face the Nation.
Either way, he’d be on an opposing network to his wife, Claire Shipman, who works for ABC.
Scroll down a bit. Obama kiss for Carney. Watch Carney’s face as he turns away. LOL!
Your not exactly cleaning house when you sweep out the dirt, and replace it with new dirt.
I don’t know who is replacing Carney, but (and don’t want to give obama ideas) but if he doesn’t choose a black man or woman the new guy might have hell to pay/play.
A black would stymie the press (corpse).
I know shutupayouface!
Is there any doubt that Gibbs, Carney and the new guy were all selected for their pasty waspish looks???
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