Posted on 05/05/2014 9:10:09 AM PDT by therightliveswithus
...Towson University won the 2014 Cross Examination Debate Association's national championship. Towson defeated the University of Oklahoma. What was Towson's strategy? Inexplicably using the N-word over and over again in an incomprehensible tirade.
Here is an actual excerpt (with profanity redacted). See if you are able to tell what Towson is arguing in favor or against:
They say the n*****s always already qu***, that's exactly the point! It means the impact is that the that the is the impact term, uh, to the afraid, uh, the, that it is a case term to the affirmative because, we, uh, we're saying that qu*** bodies are not able to survive the necessarily means of the body. Uh, uh, the n***** is not able to survive.Have no idea what the person was arguing? Here, maybe another real excerpt will help you:
Uh, man's sole "jabringing" object disfigure religion trauma and nubs, uh, the, inside the trauma of representation that turns into the black child devouring and identifying with the stories and into the white culture brought up, uh, de de de de de, dink, and add subjectively like a white man, the black man!
Again, this is a national championship. The organization that holds the debate was founded over 40 years ago and has held national debate tournaments for decades.
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Debating gay marriage?
The emperor’s new debate.
It sounds like a dialect of yaba daba. South equatorial disjointed unctuous yaba daba.
Idiocracy
Affirmative action debate champions. They can’t debate or even make sense, but that’s not necessary since they fit all the diversity criteria.
“Does anyone here speak jive?”
This makes me incredibly sad. In college, the best and brightest people I knew were debaters. Some were on full scholarship to do it. They spend their waking moments in research, going to tournament after tournament nationwide.
After a while, all the teams knew each other, and the debate finalists were like watching a highly trained boxer punching and jabbing with logic and speed.
Now I want to see what the LOSING side had to say, it must be even more amazing!
WTH is this??
Oswald Bates – Damon Wayans plays an eloquent prison inmate whose vocabulary is full of malapropisms, more often than not misusing anatomical terms and words for bodily functions. "Unfortunately, we could not impregnate everyone. It is simply beyond our colonic threshold." "I believe it was Plato ... No, excuse me, I mean Play-Doh ... who stuck to the wall when he said one must not put one's transvestite in jeopardy if one is to become a cunning linguist".
IOW the dbate championship is utterly meaningless
As a former member of the Towson debate team, this saddens me greatly.
[knocking], “Open up!
Go away!
[strident knocking], “I said, ‘Open up!’”
Go away...’batin’!
We raise de wheat, dey gib us de corn.
This is not debate... it is narcissist campaigning... nay... it reminds me of those 10 year old pimps in Europe (because the underage did not face prison time even if already well into puberty and enforcement).
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