Posted on 04/11/2014 10:31:37 PM PDT by bigheadfred
This cat of me has owned yus for many years.
She screams to be free, but when you let her out, she screams to come back inside.
Now I like this cat.
But the only two other things she will eat (besides dry catfood) are refried beans and popcorn....
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Shhhh!
No one is supposed to know my cat gets food stamps. ;-)
That’s not very respectable but at least he isn’t embezzling from you.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Nyf-bVpxw
bathing
SHAVING it and it still...
No, don’t do that. They never look good bald.
Just a guess mind you - but I don't think that they have a designated start and stop point.
And another - just a guess again - I think posting to FR is one of the games they play in between "refreshments."
So Fred - Does any of this sound familiar?
yeah a bit so i will pick you up and head down to Fords to get the bil
you start the screamin’ and i WILL follow with the bitin’
leave my milk out of this shes an old lady for christs sake
Word, bro.
it aint the smell it is the tree jumpers
I have some coffee around here somewhere that might help.
True story.
Until I was about - oh - I dunno - 8 or 9 years old, I thought that all cats were female and all dogs were male and that when they "got together" they had litters of little dogs and cats ..... and that the reason they didn't usually get along was just like human married people who fought all the time.
(Further Affiant sayeth naught.)
Possums make pretty good pets, but they’re a little ‘bitey.’
seriesly just a ha ha
i dont care about going back to prison but for my BIL?
i wunt care but they just run my wife off her grazeland...
Lord Fred ... Run and Hide, if that cat gets one taste of Dark’s coffee ... Monster Cat!
no coffee till Brooklyn
Tree jumpers ? They need to stay away from that. You need to shoo those off.
jest up till you run that nose bone up through the fore brain and no worries but you can stew on that
My bulldog has one. Samson brings him to the back door, lays him down on the deck and he plays dead. Out of respect for Sam we haven’t eaten him, tasty as he looks.
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