[shibumi]

"For God's sake give the cat what she wants. They're all she."

True story.

Until I was about - oh - I dunno - 8 or 9 years old, I thought that all cats were female and all dogs were male and that when they "got together" they had litters of little dogs and cats ..... and that the reason they didn't usually get along was just like human married people who fought all the time.

(Further Affiant sayeth naught.)

[Salamander]

I do not understand how I came to be here.

/cyberexistential crisis