UNBELIEVABLE: Watch a Marriage Collapse in 30 Seconds

The Clash Daily ^ | 04/06/2014 | Clash Daily

[peeps36]

That was Burger King texting her that her order of 6 super size Whoppers with cheese were ready for delivery. I bet there's a meatball grinder next to the phone inside her bra.

[JoeProBono]

[Chode]

he deserves the self absorbed cow

[VerySadAmerican]

“Excuse me while I text” may take the place of “Hold my beer.”

[gop4lyf]

As I was standing at the altar watching my bride to be walk down the aisle toward me my phone started ringing in my pocket. Luckily, I had that sucker on vibrate or I would still be hearing about it now almost 10 years later.

[ssaftler]

Ya can’t fix stupid...

[SkyDancer]

Right you are mate.

[Two Kids' Dad]

Why would she even have her phone tucked into her dress anyway? Something more important and pressing than being a bride? The groom-to-be should have said “Really?!?” loud enough for all to hear and then gently taken the phone away and tossed it well out of reach. If she goes for the phone, he goes for the door. If she apologizes profusely it could be a relationship worth salvaging. Priorities do matter.

[FredZarguna]

[FredZarguna]

Najgora mldenka ikada?

"Worst Bride Ever?"

Certainly the dumbest -- or most desperate -- groom...

[dfwgator]

Looks like a hoax to me.

[Tijeras_Slim]

ouch!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Najgora mldenka ikada?

Not as catchy as Klaatu barada nikto, but that dude sure looks like Gort.

[FredZarguna]

She texted during the wedding.
And she sexted on the honeymoon.
And it wouldn't have cut him so deeply,
If the caller had just been the groom.

He'd have forgiven
His bride's indiscretion,
and put it all down to bad luck.
But he'd skimped on the bluetooth phone option
So she traded his 150 truck.

So he loaded eight rounds in the Mossberg,
And it wasn't to give her a scare.
'Cause I cowboy will overlook most things,
But a pickup's a loss he cain't bear.

Chorus:
'Cause I cowboy will overlook most things,
But a pickup's a loss he cain't bear.

[FredZarguna]

Crap. I Cowboy = a cowboy. Yeesh.

[FredZarguna]

Yeah, me too.

[FredZarguna]

Najgora mldenka ikada?

And O me brothers, the groom looked a malenky bit poogly when he viddied his bride texting like that.

[Focault's Pendulum]

Najgora mldenka ikada?
Barack Hussein Obama
Najgora mldenka ikada
mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm

[FredZarguna]

I seriously doubt she spends much any money on health clubs. It was the baker calling, saying the 1000-lb cake had crushed the delivery boy on his way to the reception.

[Rodamala]

I totally agree. That was painful to watch. I have become intolerant to this... the next woman that whips her phone out to text while on a date... I am going to pull over on the side of the road, shut off the vehicle, exit the vehicle, walk around to her side of the car, open the door for her and tell her to get the eff out of my vehicle.

Is that bad?