[VerySadAmerican]

“Excuse me while I text” may take the place of “Hold my beer.”

[FredZarguna]

She texted during the wedding.
And she sexted on the honeymoon.
And it wouldn't have cut him so deeply,
If the caller had just been the groom.

He'd have forgiven
His bride's indiscretion,
and put it all down to bad luck.
But he'd skimped on the bluetooth phone option
So she traded his 150 truck.

So he loaded eight rounds in the Mossberg,
And it wasn't to give her a scare.
'Cause I cowboy will overlook most things,
But a pickup's a loss he cain't bear.

Chorus:
'Cause I cowboy will overlook most things,
But a pickup's a loss he cain't bear.