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North Korean Leader Has Perfect NCAA Bracket
Middle Finger News Service ^ | 3/29/2014 | Diogenes

Posted on 03/29/2014 3:05:39 PM PDT by Diogenes Sarcastica


(MFNS) - North Korea announced today that its leader Kim Jung-Un has a perfect NCAA tournament bracket on the road to the final four of the prestigious collegiate basketball competition.

Our dear leader has once again vanquished the capitalist slime with his superior brainpower. While the imperialist scum sided with the largest, most powerful programs, Kim Jung-Un foresaw the power of underdog squadrons."
A contest sponsored by Warren Buffet promised to give $1 billion to anyone with a perfect bracket at the end of the tournament. Every contestant has already been eliminated.

Although Kim did not officially enter the contest, officials in Pyongyang are hoping Buffet will nevertheless send the billion dollars if their leader keeps his perfect bracket though the championship game.

The government of North Korea fully expects the capitalist cockroach Warren Buffett to pay us $1 billion for winning his NCAA bracket contest. We prefer payment in gold bars, but will accept silver or crates of unmarked U.S. currency delivered directly to the port of Chongjin."
The North Korean regime's love of basketball is well known. In a diplomatic trip to the country in 2000, Secretary of State Madeline Albright brought a basketball signed by Michael Jordan as a sign of goodwill. Kim has recently become friends with Jordan's former teammate Dennis Rodman.

According to sources Kim’s bracket has not been publicly announced as not to influence gamblers in west.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: arizona; connecticut; dayton; florida; kentucky; michigan; michiganstate; ncaa; ncaamarchmadness; selfpromotion; uofm; wisconsin
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To: Biggirl

This game may go on for awhile.


41 posted on 03/29/2014 7:52:01 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Now there talk about a fragrant foul?


42 posted on 03/29/2014 7:55:08 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: dfwgator

WI I do know have had fielded just like FL excellent football teams, first time I see a very good basketball team. Looks like it just took the wind out of the sails of AZ.


43 posted on 03/29/2014 8:01:21 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: dfwgator

Oh look, another ref decided the game.


44 posted on 03/29/2014 8:03:31 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Sarah Palin: "I can see Putin's bootprint on 0bama's ass from my house"!)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

It should be Arizona ball and I have no ferret in this hunt.


45 posted on 03/29/2014 8:07:47 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Sarah Palin: "I can see Putin's bootprint on 0bama's ass from my house"!)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

What was that?

How do you not get the shot off in time?


46 posted on 03/29/2014 8:10:26 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Well WI is going to the Final Four.


47 posted on 03/29/2014 8:11:13 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: carriage_hill

LMAO! I spit my drink on my keyboard from YOUR remarks!!


48 posted on 03/29/2014 8:12:53 PM PDT by SgtHooper (If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

First time I have seen a WI basketball team that is very good. WI has fielded excellent football teams, but this is for me a first for men’s basketball.


49 posted on 03/29/2014 8:13:33 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Biggirl

They’ve been in the tournament every season under Ryan (since 2001), but they finally make it to the Final Four.


50 posted on 03/29/2014 8:16:35 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Checking my now very broken brackets and it looks like FL is the last number 1 seed to go to the Final Four. The others have gone bye-bye. Congrats to FL.


51 posted on 03/29/2014 8:16:40 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Biggirl

Go UConn men tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


52 posted on 03/29/2014 8:17:47 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Biggirl

Bo Ryan’s Badgers have been very good for quite a while. Sweet Sixteen in the NCAA tournament three of the last four years, and now Final Four.


53 posted on 03/29/2014 8:21:06 PM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: Diogenes Sarcastica

Dennis Rodman filled out the list.


54 posted on 03/29/2014 8:33:20 PM PDT by stocksthatgoup (Take out the trash)
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To: SevenofNine

LOL


55 posted on 03/30/2014 12:05:12 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: All

Go UConn men today against Michigan State!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


56 posted on 03/30/2014 11:05:35 AM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Biggirl

We’ll see you in Dallas.


57 posted on 03/30/2014 1:32:03 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

It looks like the men Huskies will join the women in going to the Final Four. Now the wait begins for the women.

See you FL in Dallas! Go UConn men!!!!!!!!!!!!!


58 posted on 03/30/2014 1:40:15 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: dfwgator

Hply crap that was too close!


59 posted on 03/30/2014 4:17:02 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Sarah Palin: "I can see Putin's bootprint on 0bama's ass from my house"!)
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