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North Korean Leader Has Perfect NCAA Bracket
Middle Finger News Service ^
| 3/29/2014
| Diogenes
Posted on 03/29/2014 3:05:39 PM PDT by Diogenes Sarcastica
(MFNS) - North Korea announced today that its leader Kim Jung-Un has a perfect NCAA tournament bracket on the road to the final four of the prestigious collegiate basketball competition.
Our dear leader has once again vanquished the capitalist slime with his superior brainpower. While the imperialist scum sided with the largest, most powerful programs, Kim Jung-Un foresaw the power of underdog squadrons."
A contest sponsored by Warren Buffet promised to give $1 billion to anyone with a perfect bracket at the end of the tournament. Every contestant has already been eliminated.
Although Kim did not officially enter the contest, officials in Pyongyang are hoping Buffet will nevertheless send the billion dollars if their leader keeps his perfect bracket though the championship game.
The government of North Korea fully expects the capitalist cockroach Warren Buffett to pay us $1 billion for winning his NCAA bracket contest. We prefer payment in gold bars, but will accept silver or crates of unmarked U.S. currency delivered directly to the port of Chongjin."
The North Korean regime's love of basketball is well known. In a diplomatic trip to the country in 2000, Secretary of State Madeline Albright brought a basketball signed by Michael Jordan as a sign of goodwill. Kim has recently become friends with Jordan's former teammate Dennis Rodman.
According to sources Kims bracket has not been publicly announced as not to influence gamblers in west.
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: arizona; connecticut; dayton; florida; kentucky; michigan; michiganstate; ncaa; ncaamarchmadness; selfpromotion; uofm; wisconsin
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To: Biggirl
This game may go on for awhile.
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posted on
03/29/2014 7:52:01 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
Now there talk about a fragrant foul?
42
posted on
03/29/2014 7:55:08 PM PDT
by
Biggirl
(“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
To: dfwgator
WI I do know have had fielded just like FL excellent football teams, first time I see a very good basketball team. Looks like it just took the wind out of the sails of AZ.
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posted on
03/29/2014 8:01:21 PM PDT
by
Biggirl
(“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
To: dfwgator
Oh look, another ref decided the game.
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posted on
03/29/2014 8:03:31 PM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
(Sarah Palin: "I can see Putin's bootprint on 0bama's ass from my house"!)
To: Clint N. Suhks
It should be Arizona ball and I have no ferret in this hunt.
45
posted on
03/29/2014 8:07:47 PM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
(Sarah Palin: "I can see Putin's bootprint on 0bama's ass from my house"!)
To: Clint N. Suhks
What was that?
How do you not get the shot off in time?
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posted on
03/29/2014 8:10:26 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
Well WI is going to the Final Four.
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posted on
03/29/2014 8:11:13 PM PDT
by
Biggirl
(“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
To: carriage_hill
LMAO! I spit my drink on my keyboard from YOUR remarks!!
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posted on
03/29/2014 8:12:53 PM PDT
by
SgtHooper
(If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.)
To: Clint N. Suhks
First time I have seen a WI basketball team that is very good. WI has fielded excellent football teams, but this is for me a first for men’s basketball.
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posted on
03/29/2014 8:13:33 PM PDT
by
Biggirl
(“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
To: Biggirl
They’ve been in the tournament every season under Ryan (since 2001), but they finally make it to the Final Four.
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posted on
03/29/2014 8:16:35 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
Checking my now very broken brackets and it looks like FL is the last number 1 seed to go to the Final Four. The others have gone bye-bye. Congrats to FL.
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posted on
03/29/2014 8:16:40 PM PDT
by
Biggirl
(“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
To: Biggirl
Go UConn men tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
03/29/2014 8:17:47 PM PDT
by
Biggirl
(“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
To: Biggirl
Bo Ryan’s Badgers have been very good for quite a while. Sweet Sixteen in the NCAA tournament three of the last four years, and now Final Four.
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posted on
03/29/2014 8:21:06 PM PDT
by
jjotto
("Ya could look it up!")
To: Diogenes Sarcastica
Dennis Rodman filled out the list.
To: SevenofNine
To: All
Go UConn men today against Michigan State!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
03/30/2014 11:05:35 AM PDT
by
Biggirl
(“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
To: Biggirl
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posted on
03/30/2014 1:32:03 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
It looks like the men Huskies will join the women in going to the Final Four. Now the wait begins for the women.
See you FL in Dallas! Go UConn men!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
03/30/2014 1:40:15 PM PDT
by
Biggirl
(“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
To: dfwgator
Hply crap that was too close!
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posted on
03/30/2014 4:17:02 PM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
(Sarah Palin: "I can see Putin's bootprint on 0bama's ass from my house"!)
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