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Breaking: Wind Arrives in the Forbidden City
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-21-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 03/21/2014 8:03:43 AM PDT by NOBO2012

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1 posted on 03/21/2014 8:03:43 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Farting?


2 posted on 03/21/2014 8:04:20 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Revolting cat!

Breaking: Wind PING!


3 posted on 03/21/2014 8:04:28 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: NOBO2012

Tell me that wasn’t supposed to be “Breaking Wind arrives in the Forbidden City.”


4 posted on 03/21/2014 8:04:39 AM PDT by dangus
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To: NOBO2012

Barry wears mom jeans and Moochy wear Mao pants....


5 posted on 03/21/2014 8:07:17 AM PDT by raybbr (Obamacare needs a death panel.)
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To: dangus

That’s her indian name


6 posted on 03/21/2014 8:07:26 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: NOBO2012

Remove the colon from the headline (hehe) and you’re onto something.


7 posted on 03/21/2014 8:08:02 AM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Some people meet their heroes. I raised mine. Go Army.)
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To: cripplecreek

I was thinking the same thing Breaking wind in the Forbidden City


8 posted on 03/21/2014 8:08:12 AM PDT by brooklyn dave
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To: cripplecreek

probably after she eats all that duck!


9 posted on 03/21/2014 8:08:14 AM PDT by ronniesgal (please Chinese, keep our yeti!!!!)
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To: dangus

Must be her Indian name.


10 posted on 03/21/2014 8:08:59 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: NOBO2012
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She picks up a bus and throws it back down as she wades through the center of town.

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11 posted on 03/21/2014 8:09:05 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: NOBO2012

Ah, new martial art style fo’ da first pahtee gerl: Breaking Wind, Crouching Lady


12 posted on 03/21/2014 8:11:34 AM PDT by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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To: a fool in paradise

I’m guessing somebody had some fun with punctuation here.

Should have read “BREAKING WIND FROM FAT BOOTY ARRIVES IN CHINA.”


13 posted on 03/21/2014 8:12:11 AM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: raybbr

She has the whole “Worker Genre Style” adorned on her ample frame.


14 posted on 03/21/2014 8:13:19 AM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: NOBO2012
When the Wookie lets one go, everyone should stand way back and hold on to their hats.


15 posted on 03/21/2014 8:13:33 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: NOBO2012
what is the POINT of such disjointed geometric patterns on items of CLOTHING?

the outrageousness factor?


16 posted on 03/21/2014 8:13:38 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchil)
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To: NOBO2012

That pantsuit — she has a totally ghetto idea of what to wear in a foreign country. She thinks travel is like when her family packed the picnic chest to go play toss and drink beer down at the city park.


17 posted on 03/21/2014 8:14:38 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (The less a man knows, the more certain he is that he knows it all.)
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To: Colonel_Flagg
Remove the colon from the headline (hehe) and you’re onto something.

No, the colon's an essential part of breaking wind.

18 posted on 03/21/2014 8:15:24 AM PDT by Bernard Marx
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“what is the POINT of such disjointed geometric patterns on items of CLOTHING?”

To draw your eyes away from her hips and fat ass.


19 posted on 03/21/2014 8:18:07 AM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: Nachum

Breaking Wind, Grouching B!t@#


20 posted on 03/21/2014 8:19:25 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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