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Chicago May Double Property Taxes to Pay for Pensions
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 March 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/18/2014 12:30:48 PM PDT by John Semmens

With pensions for retired municipal employees exceeding City resources by an estimated $7,000 per household, Mayor Rahm Emanuel has warned residents that he may have to double their property taxes to cover these costs.

The mayor admitted that “doubling the property tax would hit a lot of people hard, but the alternative of cutting back on the benefits we pay to our retirees is unthinkable. Remember, these are people who have dedicated their careers to serving the citizens of this city.”

Emanuel argued that “extracting another few thousand dollars from each home owner seems the more tolerable option. I mean, a tax on property falls on those who are well enough off to be able to afford home ownership. They are people of means who must step up to help the city in its time of need.”

Those familiar with the city’s finances are said to see a doubling of the property tax as “only a temporary fix.” “The city’s fiscal burdens have been allowed to grow uncontrolled for so long that bankruptcy is virtually inevitable no matter what the mayor may do to try to avert it,” said a city inside source who asked that his name be withheld. “The main objective at this point is to protect the mayor’s future political viability for some other office—governor, maybe, or president—by staving off the collapse until he’s moved on to greener pastures. Let the next Mayor bear the burden of foreclosing on property owners who default on tax bills they can’t pay.”

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: deficits; democrats; satire; taxes
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To: John Semmens

I’m thinking Illinois is going to be legalizing them some weed pretty soon, once they get a whiff of the potential revenue.


21 posted on 03/18/2014 1:36:51 PM PDT by AD from SpringBay (http://jonah2eight.blogspot.com/)
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To: FatherofFive

or cut the pensions

They already retired. This is one reason why the Post Office is forced to pre-pay pensions before people retire. I think all places should have to do this. That way this will never happen. How much do people pay in property taxes now? I know I pay 6600 a year in Maryland so if I would have to pay 13,200 because the stupid government messed up by not being prepared for the retirees, I would be upset with the government big time. I would still be able to handle the increase, but there would be some personal goodies that were cut that is for sure.


22 posted on 03/18/2014 2:07:40 PM PDT by napscoordinator ( Santorum-Bachmann 2016 for the future of the country!)
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To: John Semmens

Well heck...it didn’t seem satire to me.


23 posted on 03/18/2014 2:08:54 PM PDT by napscoordinator ( Santorum-Bachmann 2016 for the future of the country!)
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To: John Semmens

if you make less than the highest paid pensioner, your taxes should not be raised.....I don’t want to pay more to maintain a person who makes more than I do.


24 posted on 03/18/2014 3:10:39 PM PDT by terycarl (common sense prevails over all else)
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To: Tenacious 1

gubmint, not guvmnt. Get it right!! :-)


25 posted on 03/18/2014 7:40:27 PM PDT by Mean Daddy
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To: terycarl

Not only are they making more then you, they more then likely retired at age 55 if they were police or fire.


26 posted on 03/18/2014 7:42:27 PM PDT by Mean Daddy
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To: John Semmens

“...but the alternative of cutting back on the benefits we pay to our retirees is unthinkable.”

Why?


27 posted on 03/19/2014 7:49:34 AM PDT by ops33 (Senior Master Sergeant, USAF (Retired))
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