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15 hilarious puns and other plays on words
The Looking Spoon ^
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Posted on 02/26/2014 3:29:53 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon
I call my toilet "jim" instead of "john".
It sounds better when I say "I went the the jim this morning."
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To: tacticalogic
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posted on
02/26/2014 3:34:27 PM PST
by
petercooper
("I was for letting people keep their health insurance, before I wasn't". --- Barack Obama)
To: tacticalogic
To: tacticalogic
I entered 10 puns into a contest hoping to win the prize for the best pun.
But alas, no pun in ten did.
To: The Looking Spoon
Saw a good one today: Your a homophone.
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posted on
02/26/2014 3:59:39 PM PST
by
redhead
(NO GROUND TO THE DEVIL! Remember BENGHAZI!! Use Weaponized Prayer)
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on
02/26/2014 4:14:10 PM PST
by
Huskrrrr
To: Huskrrrr
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posted on
02/26/2014 4:14:42 PM PST
by
Huskrrrr
To: redhead
What’s the difference between a Burlesque show and an outhouse ?
A Burlesque show is a shift of wit !!!
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posted on
02/26/2014 4:20:17 PM PST
by
gunner03
To: Huskrrrr
Surely you jest.Those puns were great. And don't call me Shirley.
To: gunner03
what is the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman and prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits....
To: ArtDodger
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posted on
02/26/2014 5:31:08 PM PST
by
publius911
( At least Nixon had the good g race to resign!)
To: publius911
A bookmark is good. I thought I would be zotted..
To: null and void
This thread was written for YOU!
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posted on
02/26/2014 5:41:49 PM PST
by
Shimmer1
(When you have neither the law nor the facts on your side, pound the table.)
To: Shimmer1
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posted on
02/26/2014 5:48:37 PM PST
by
null and void
(<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
To: ArtDodger
What’s the difference between a midget con man and Hillary Clinton?
One’s a cunning runt...
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on
02/26/2014 5:52:59 PM PST
by
Fast Moving Angel
(It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
To: The Looking Spoon
An investigator that makes alligations.
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posted on
02/26/2014 6:03:59 PM PST
by
arthurus
(Read Hazlitt's Economics In One Lesson ONLINEhttp://steshaw.org/economics-in-one-lesson/)
To: The Looking Spoon
It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
To avoid that run-down feeling, look both ways when crossing the street.
Last night I dreamed I ate a big marshmallow and woke up to found I had eaten my pillow. I have to say, I did feel a little down in the mouth.
Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
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02/26/2014 6:28:54 PM PST
by
Redcitizen
(When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.)
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