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Hillary Joke of the Week-
Reaganite Republican ^
| 13 February 2014
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 02/13/2014 2:53:01 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York in January, 2001-
when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer...
"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth
-even more power- and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."
Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and power?"
"Absolutely unlimited," the Devil asserted.
"A pandering media?" she asked.
"They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do,"
the Devil assured.
"And you want my soul, my family's souls, and the souls of my constituents?" she asked.
"Yes. All of them," the Devil answered.
Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:
"So...what's the catch?"
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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: funny; joke
To: AdvisorB; ken5050; sten; paythefiddler; gattaca; bayliving; SeminoleCounty; chesley; Vendome; ...
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
02/13/2014 3:02:03 AM PST
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: Reaganite Republican
When a bridge closing trumps murders
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posted on
02/13/2014 3:02:04 AM PST
by
ronnie raygun
(zippy the a##clown sez..............................)
To: Reaganite Republican
i thought she would say, “sure—what difference does it make?”
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posted on
02/13/2014 4:04:48 AM PST
by
latina4dubya
(when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
To: latina4dubya
I thought she’d say, “I already have all those things. Is there something more you can do to sweeten the deal?”
To: Reaganite Republican
Bill Clinton was so angry one winter morning when he looked out a window of the White House to see the yellow message written in the snow...."Bill is an Ass"
He calls the Secret Service and says bring your DNA kit; I want to know who did that. So they collect samples and in a few days they had the answer...."Mr President, the urine belongs to Vince Foster.......... but the handwriting is Hillary's."
To: Reaganite Republican
She thought about it for a while in seeming consternation and then asked “Soul”? “What’s a soul...”
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posted on
02/13/2014 5:30:29 AM PST
by
TalBlack
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
02/13/2014 5:33:54 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
02/13/2014 6:22:54 AM PST
by
verga
(Poor spiritual health often leads to poor physical and mental health)
To: JoeProBono
This is one of those images your post footer warned us about
To: TalBlack
Yeah, Satan only got third lien on the soul lol
To: Reaganite Republican
I first heard this joke as a put-down of Hollywood agents, but it works here as well.
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posted on
02/13/2014 10:48:02 AM PST
by
stisidore
(MM, let's see here)
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