Posted on 01/20/2014 12:52:21 AM PST by AustralianConservative
You’re not ready to have sex if…
1. You think sex equals love. 2. You feel pressured. 3. You’re afraid to say no. 4. It’s just easier to give in. 5. You think everyone else is doing it. (They’re not!) 6. Your instincts tell you not to. 7. You don’t know the facts about pregnancy. 8. You don’t understand how birth control works. 9. You don’t think a woman can get pregnant the first time. (She can.) 10. It goes against your moral beliefs. 11. It goes against your religious beliefs. 12. You’ll regret it in the morning. 13. You feel embarrassed or ashamed. 14. You’re doing it to prove something. 15. You can’t support a child. 16. You can’t support yourself. 17. Your idea of commitment is a 3-day video rental. 18. You believe sex before marriage is wrong. 19. You don’t know how to protect yourself from the HIV – the virus that causes AIDS. 20. You don’t know the signs and symptoms of sexually transmitted infections (STIs, also called STDs). 21. You think it will make your partner love you forever. 22. You think it will make you love your partner. 23. You think it will keep you together. 24. You hope it will change your life. 25. You don’t want it to change your life.
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Actially number 1 should be: “You are not married.”
“Actially number 1 should be: “You are not married.”
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I would say that in a perfect world, but there is no perfect world, and never will be. We may very well be close to the end times. Our so called president is a perfect example of a decaying society.
“You think sex equals being friends.” should be in there as well.
I’m ready.
26. You forget your anniversary.
That’s the comment of the day for me for ‘hilarity’, and the “married” one for ‘soundness’.
Thanks for starting my day with a laugh!
Having been a young man once who did not get married till his early 30s. I can tell you unashamedly that thinking was rarely part of the equation except to think of what to say or do that would help grease the wheels to make it happen.
It was this biological imperative that drove me from my church at around age 16. If Star Wars has taught me anything. There is a FORCE that drives the universe, and for good or ill it exists just below the waist.
My wife used to take my breath away. Now she sucks the life out of me. ?/s
#___: You’re a child in 6th grade that hasn’t yet had a parental discussion but your school just explained most of 1-25 and confused the hell out of you as an innocent child.
27. You forgot her birthday.
28. Your idea of foreplay is when she gets you a beer.
LOL!!! (Good one!)
Some of us when we were teenagers only wish we were in the position to even need to know if it was OK.
People - If you can and have the financial means - adopt!
If you can almost met the financial means - adopt out of foster care.
There are US Citizens - little ones - that need caring, conservative, and Christian homes that will teach them values and responsibility - the traditions of what being a US Citizen is all about...and don’t worry about skin color...
My wife and I adopted 2 children from foster care - one bi-racial girl and one little boy with CP...and IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT!
Make sure you look into this — save these citizens from being bounced around and toss in to dangerous situations...they want someone to love them and show them that not all adult our out there to harm them...
Bless you and your family.
I think a clarification is in order: "You are not married TO HER."
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