Posted on 01/16/2014 8:21:47 AM PST by NOBO2012
Since Lady M is back from her “me-time” with the girls and looking all “refreshed” and foxy – all without any of my special effects:
Since she’s doing so well without me I decided to hang out here at the Sundance Festival until I’m needed back at the Big White for “The Party” of the half-century this Saturday. So I took the opportunity to catch up on my email. Look at this fascinating message I found in my inbox:
Hi MOTUS,
I thought you may be interested in this graphic that celebrates our fashionable First Lady Michelle Obama, in honor of her upcoming 50th birthday this week.The dynamic infographic includes fashion highlights from Michelle's reign as FLOTUS so far, tributes to other stylish First Ladies that came before her, and easy steps the everyday woman can take to get Michelle's signature style for cheap.
My first thought of course was: have these people ever even visited my website? Obviously not. Butt nevertheless, they’ve put a lot of work into this effort and it occurred to me: could there be a better way to honor Lady M’s first, historic, mid-century birthday than to mark it with a retrospective of her historic frocks, boobbelts, squirt flowers, shower curtains and mini-me cardigans? I didn’t think so either. THEN, on top of all that, they threw in a “FLOTUS vs Ann Romney Throwdown,”!!! All of a sudden, this feature turned into a big f-ing deal!!!
Don’t quit ‘till you get to the very end, because following the “5 Steps to Get the Michelle Obama Look For Less” is my exclusive poll: “The Most Important Secret to Lady M's Signature Look Is.”
You’re gonna’ see all of the uh… ASSets that made Lady M the “Fashion Icon and Busy Mom™ the whole planet had been waiting for! I’ve cut and cropped some of the more important parts of the pitch for you. Butt if you want to see the whole shebang, including the special effects, you can find it here. Just be sure to come back to vote!
I feel compelled to mention, this is legit - which is what makes it so special – as they say, you can’t make this stuff up. Well, unless you’re me.
The Intro:
The Evolution of a Fashion Icon and Busy Mom ™:
I really should have released my paper doll edition of these classics.
The Throwdown – Who will Win???:
Hint: the white wife lost
Lady M is Money in the Bank:
Can You Fill Lady M’s Shoes???:
Finally, 5 Steps to Get the Michelle Obama Look for Less:
(which is the whole point of the outletshoppers.com MO promotion)
And while all these retrospectives are nice, I just need to point out that we can’t rest on our past laurels.
Even Lady M has acknowledged that “she's always felt that her life is ‘ever-evolving’ and she doesn't have the right to ‘just sit on my talents or blessings.””
As we all know, MO has talents and blessings to spare
Butt credit where credit is due: the people who put this great piece together have sooo captured Lady M’s signature styles. Which one do you think is her primary signature look? Let’s find out:
Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
A belt sander, a bucket of filler putty, and a trowel.
I predict a short life for this thread.
Her ‘signature’ style?
Well, I’d say that no MO look is complete without her malicious, toxic scowl and that 800 pound chip on her shoulder.
She wears them with everything!
I'd better get this in, before it's pulled:
I'm sick to death of seeing this truly physically ugly, woman in any context.
If these imposters were not in the White House, I would never even have heard of them. And if they were not black, they never would have made it into the White House.
And, excuse me, but statistically, being "black" really isn't a selling point.
So how about we start looking at performance, not color, to evaluate the person? And, I know the fawning leftist media has even gone so far as to call her "beautiful", but back when I knew folks in 4H, there were even some who regarded their prize pig as "beautiful."
So I guess it's all about preference.
she is a delicate flower isn’t she?
Bruce Banner: "That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry."
ha!... i would like to see pics of her before she was first lady... before her husband was ever running for President... that will tell you all about her style... i do not believe that the style she has now is her own... it has been given to her by her handlers... her personal stylists... so phony! (not that her current style is anything to boast about... it is mostly ridiculous)...
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