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Kerry Presents Russian Counterpart with a Pair of Potatoes
PJ Tatler ^ | 1-13-2014 | Bridget Johnson

Posted on 01/13/2014 1:57:07 PM PST by Sir Napsalot

Secretary of State John Kerry presented Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov not with a reset button at today’s Syria talks in Paris, but with… a pair of potatoes.

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At their joint press conference, a confused Russian reporter asked about the gift. “It is a symbolic gift? What does it mean?”

“Well, he told me he’s not going to make vodka. He’s going to eat them,” Kerry quipped before changing the subject.

“With respect to the potatoes, I really want to clarify: There’s no hidden meaning,” he later said. “There’s no metaphor. There’s no symbolic anything. ......."

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bhorussia; lurch; potatoes; russia; secstatekerry; soskerry
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To: House Atreides

2 ears of corn and a whacked out wife


41 posted on 01/13/2014 3:03:33 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Sir Napsalot
OMFG, is he handing out peelers too?


What a total waste of human flesh.

42 posted on 01/13/2014 3:05:38 PM PST by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: MattinNJ

It’s Kerry telling the world they respect us too much.


43 posted on 01/13/2014 3:12:23 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: tioga
I will now refer to sKerry as Mr. Potato Head.

Now that he's had his face reconfigured, he really does look like a potato.

44 posted on 01/13/2014 3:16:14 PM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: Sir Napsalot

“Well, you see, Sergey, Hillary spent all our gift budget for the next decade and the boss said I should ‘wax potatoes’, so here you are.”

(’wax poetic’, but Kerry’s an idiot. Thought it fit)


45 posted on 01/13/2014 3:18:01 PM PST by logi_cal869
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To: Sir Napsalot

Next to Kerry is Victoria Nuland, that LYING CHICK “
friend” of Hillary’s that was about to go in front of Congress to testify and Obama gave her another job, out of reach!!!


46 posted on 01/13/2014 3:40:13 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion......the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Sir Napsalot

“These I pulled fresh out of a field near Hanoi in ‘69. Now, funny story...some fellas and I were dodging bullets....” (Other person listening rolls eyes)


47 posted on 01/13/2014 3:47:46 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (15 years of FReeping! Congratulations EEE!!)
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To: Sir Napsalot

How did did that stunt cost us? Average US citizens can’t transport agriculture across state lines but Kerry can have a case of potatoes sent to Russia.


48 posted on 01/13/2014 3:51:24 PM PST by bgill
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To: Sir Napsalot
Because the Russians just don't have enough potatoes?

Because the Russians can never get enough potatoes?

Not the right gift in any case:

Kerry probably doesn't remember the Soviets accusing Americans of smuggling Colorado potato beetles into the East Bloc to destroy potato crops back in the 1950s.

49 posted on 01/13/2014 4:04:29 PM PST by x
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To: Sir Napsalot

I’m guessing that it wasn’t two potatoes, but a potato and a potahto.


50 posted on 01/13/2014 4:28:35 PM PST by Vroomfondel
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To: Sir Napsalot

“I picked these off a potato tree myself.”


51 posted on 01/13/2014 4:33:03 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Sir Napsalot

EVERY TIME I EAT VEGETABLES IT MAKES ME THINK OF YOU - The Ramones.
This is now the official John Kerry theme song.


52 posted on 01/13/2014 4:36:16 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

That or Zappa’s “Call Any Vegetable.”


53 posted on 01/13/2014 4:37:27 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: PGR88

If that were true the gift would have been a couple of peas.


54 posted on 01/13/2014 4:38:36 PM PST by Rebelbase (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: Sir Napsalot
"My detractors told me to 'grow a pair', so I did. Beauties, aren't they? ... What do you mean, they didn't mean potatoes?"
55 posted on 01/13/2014 4:45:36 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: Sir Napsalot
Kerry has mashed potatoes for brains....sheesh.
56 posted on 01/13/2014 4:48:11 PM PST by Conservative4Ever (Happy New Year 2014)
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To: Sir Napsalot

Sometimes a potatoe is just a potato.


57 posted on 01/13/2014 5:03:54 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: Viennacon
"...What?! Potatoes for no reason...?"

Polonium?

58 posted on 01/13/2014 6:22:04 PM PST by Does so ("Miranda Warnings" and loss of "Common-Law Marriage" = 2 Big Mistakes...)
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To: Paladin2

Roger that - but why is she latched up with Mortimer Fudd [Hollande] can’t she find a man instead of a socialist dweeb?


59 posted on 01/13/2014 8:20:46 PM PST by Bedford Forrest (Roger, Contact, Judy, Out. Fox One. Splash one.<I>)
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To: Sir Napsalot

The Russians, to themselves, “To think that we once feared these people.”


60 posted on 01/13/2014 8:29:07 PM PST by EternalVigilance
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