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Kerry Presents Russian Counterpart with a Pair of Potatoes
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| 1-13-2014
| Bridget Johnson
Posted on 01/13/2014 1:57:07 PM PST by Sir Napsalot
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To: House Atreides
2 ears of corn and a whacked out wife
To: Sir Napsalot
OMFG, is he handing out peelers too?
What a total waste of human flesh.
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posted on
01/13/2014 3:05:38 PM PST
by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: MattinNJ
It’s Kerry telling the world they respect us too much.
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posted on
01/13/2014 3:12:23 PM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
To: tioga
I will now refer to sKerry as Mr. Potato Head.Now that he's had his face reconfigured, he really does look like a potato.
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posted on
01/13/2014 3:16:14 PM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
To: Sir Napsalot
“Well, you see, Sergey, Hillary spent all our gift budget for the next decade and the boss said I should ‘wax potatoes’, so here you are.”
(’wax poetic’, but Kerry’s an idiot. Thought it fit)
To: Sir Napsalot
Next to Kerry is Victoria Nuland, that LYING CHICK “
friend” of Hillary’s that was about to go in front of Congress to testify and Obama gave her another job, out of reach!!!
46
posted on
01/13/2014 3:40:13 PM PST
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion......the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: Sir Napsalot
“These I pulled fresh out of a field near Hanoi in ‘69. Now, funny story...some fellas and I were dodging bullets....” (Other person listening rolls eyes)
To: Sir Napsalot
How did did that stunt cost us? Average US citizens can’t transport agriculture across state lines but Kerry can have a case of potatoes sent to Russia.
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posted on
01/13/2014 3:51:24 PM PST
by
bgill
To: Sir Napsalot
Because the Russians just don't have enough potatoes?
Because the Russians can never get enough potatoes?
Not the right gift in any case:
![](http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/69609000/jpg/_69609165_compositebig.jpg)
![](http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/69607000/jpg/_69607020_60df6912-91e8-41e2-955a-7b3d9213783c.jpg)
Kerry probably doesn't remember the Soviets accusing Americans of smuggling Colorado potato beetles into the East Bloc to destroy potato crops back in the 1950s.
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posted on
01/13/2014 4:04:29 PM PST
by
x
To: Sir Napsalot
I’m guessing that it wasn’t two potatoes, but a potato and a potahto.
To: Sir Napsalot
“I picked these off a potato tree myself.”
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posted on
01/13/2014 4:33:03 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Sir Napsalot
EVERY TIME I EAT VEGETABLES IT MAKES ME THINK OF YOU - The Ramones.
This is now the official John Kerry theme song.
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posted on
01/13/2014 4:36:16 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: blueunicorn6
That or Zappa’s “Call Any Vegetable.”
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posted on
01/13/2014 4:37:27 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: PGR88
If that were true the gift would have been a couple of peas.
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posted on
01/13/2014 4:38:36 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
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To: Sir Napsalot
"My detractors told me to 'grow a pair', so I did. Beauties, aren't they? ... What do you mean, they didn't mean potatoes?"
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posted on
01/13/2014 4:45:36 PM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: Sir Napsalot
Kerry has mashed potatoes for brains....sheesh.
To: Sir Napsalot
Sometimes a potatoe is just a potato.
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posted on
01/13/2014 5:03:54 PM PST
by
Rodamala
To: Viennacon
"...What?! Potatoes for no reason...?" Polonium?
58
posted on
01/13/2014 6:22:04 PM PST
by
Does so
("Miranda Warnings" and loss of "Common-Law Marriage" = 2 Big Mistakes...)
To: Paladin2
Roger that - but why is she latched up with Mortimer Fudd [Hollande] can’t she find a man instead of a socialist dweeb?
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posted on
01/13/2014 8:20:46 PM PST
by
Bedford Forrest
(Roger, Contact, Judy, Out. Fox One. Splash one.<I>)
To: Sir Napsalot
The Russians, to themselves, “To think that we once feared these people.”
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