"Proposed California law requires protective eye wear in porn"
It has indeed come to this....
What is porn nowadays? I have seen scenes in mainstream motion pictures that would probably rival the raunchiest porn movie a decade ago.
“Are you going swimming, or are you just happy to see me?”
LOL. It is not if I’m about to back pornsters, but it certainly looks like Kalifornians are determined to ruin their last remaining industries:-)
It’s just Legislators dreaming up ways to collect Campaign contributions from private enterprise. In the real world we would call such an action Extortion, but government calls it Pending laws........
That sounds sexshy!
Over 80% of all new porn is filmed in Eastern Europe anyway. (another American industry that got outsourced because of intrusive government regulations regulations).
Why doesn’t the p0rn industry move to DC?
They might want to use the glasses with the windshield wipers on them.
Would that protective eyeware include blackstrips over the eyes???
LOL,you’re right, the comments are very amusing. Pretty racy stuff for NRO I must say.
But honestly, how stupid is this? Of course they’ll go elsewhere. If it were me, I’d already be gone.
Did you hear the one about the porn star who had a glass eye?
She told her co-star, “I’ll keep an eye out for ya.”
RD Walker
• Serious question: Why are they still making porn? Isn't there already like a trillion hours of this stuff available for free on the Internet? If no more porn were ever made, wouldn't the current supply last until the sun goes red giant? Seriously, what is left to be filmed that hasn't been filmed 10,000 times? I should think the world is fully stocked and supplied to the end of days.
Tom >RD Walker
• Have some compassion on those of us who have seen it all.
Florida's porn business, especially South Florida, has been growing immensely. Porn produced down there has been penetrating the market for years. If California's support for the adult film industry goes flaccid, Florida's industry is up and coming, I am sure they can pick up the ball.
More proof of the Swordmaker observation:
Liberals, including the politicians who passed this bill, pride themselves highly on keeping their minds open. Unfortunately, they’ve failed to notice that with such an open mind their brains fall out!
When you’re around a group of them, if you listen, you can hear the sound of their brains hitting the ground. . . that sound is unmistakeable:
SPLAT! SPLATTT!
splat.
(That last one was the particularly small brain of the state legislator who did not understand the concept while writing the porn industry regulation bill!)
It’s really quite comforting to us conservatives; it explains so much. You do have to be careful not to step in the drying brain puddles around where liberals congregate, say in the Senate, White House, or Climate Change forums. . . the Democrat controlled California legislature.
What IS disturbing is the increasing echo of that sound in the hallowed halls of the Grand Old Party establishment. Sad.
This is most likely explained by the Extreme Liberal Exposure Ossification Syndrome (ELEOS). This condition comes about from years of jaw dropping shock at the proposals, excuses and sheer gall of Liberal lying, not to mention the ease at which Liberals are given “passes” at egregious criminal activity by the Main Stream Media for which conservatives would be pilloried—if not drawn-and-quartered. This shocked, slack-jawed expression continues until the air rushing in through their gaped mouths has dried out and ossified the erstwhile conservative’s brain, impaired the politician’s natural ability to think rationally, respond in a timely manner, vote in opposition to idiotic legislation, support the Constitution, recognize his constituents, and in some extreme cases, turn on his own party members, and eventually shrinks both the brain and gonads. After a sufficient exposure, the established GOP brain suffering from ELEOS, will have shrunk enough to fall through the open mouth and also “SPLAT!” on the floor, although with a little dryer sounding splat due to the extended ossification.
In almost all of America, prostitution is illegal... except if it’s filmed.