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Actor Advises President to Commit Ted Cruz
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 Nov 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/04/2013 6:15:49 AM PST by John Semmens

Left-wing actor Sean Penn urged President Obama to “use his executive authority to have Senator Cruz committed to a mental hospital. Obviously, the man is not happy. Our Constitution guarantees a person’s right to happiness. I believe that Cruz would truly be happier if he were confined and medicated. I know I would.”

“Since he won’t go of his own free will it falls on the president to take action to protect the Senator’s happiness by compelling him to enter treatment for his own good,” Penn argued. “The highest obligation of a ruler is the happiness of his people. Going outside the boundaries other say confine his powers is the kind of courage we have come to respect from Obama.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2013/11/02/press-secretary-insists-president-didnt-break-promise/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cruz; happiness; hollywood; obama; satire
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1 posted on 11/04/2013 6:15:49 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

If anyone needs to be committed is should be the President committed to something besides Revenge and Golf.


2 posted on 11/04/2013 6:19:33 AM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: John Semmens

Stop it! LOL


3 posted on 11/04/2013 6:19:54 AM PST by madison10
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To: John Semmens

Sean Penn made his icky movie 12 Years a Slave in order to stir the pot of racism.

He portrayed whites as sadists and blacks as saints

my daughter went to see it and said it was gruesome and also said most of the people watching in the packed theater were black


4 posted on 11/04/2013 6:20:11 AM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: John Semmens

Sean Penn boycott now in effect. Be nice if there was a list of Obama supporting actors that could be used for boycotting their movies. No longer watching movies by Tom Hanks, Sean Penn, Scarlett Johannson, George Clooney, Matt Damon, among a few others.


5 posted on 11/04/2013 6:20:31 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: John Semmens
truly be happier if he were confined and medicated. I know I would.”

Well, there you have it. Penn admits he needs to be in a mental hospital.

6 posted on 11/04/2013 6:20:56 AM PST by Spirochete (Does the FedGov have the attributes of a legitimate government?)
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To: John Semmens

Lol


7 posted on 11/04/2013 6:21:01 AM PST by Cringing Negativism Network
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To: yldstrk

oops, maybe it was Brad Pitt, I get them cornfused....

needless to say I am not going to the movie, I don’t like S and M movies which is what this is


8 posted on 11/04/2013 6:21:11 AM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: mountainlion

He knows he’d be a lot happier if he was confined and medicated? That’s what he said.


9 posted on 11/04/2013 6:22:19 AM PST by Shimmer1 (The NSA: The only part of government that actually listens)
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To: John Semmens

SNL Mocks Disconnect With Reality Black Obama Supporters Seem To Have

Fn funny - but true......

Video: http://weaselzippers.us/2013/11/04/snl-mocks-disconnect-with-reality-black-obama-supporters-seem-to-have/


10 posted on 11/04/2013 6:23:36 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: John Semmens

I call for obama to put spicoli into an insane asylum.


11 posted on 11/04/2013 6:23:49 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! BETTER DEAD THAN RED!)
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To: jsanders2001

Don’t forget pedophile racist morgan freeman.


12 posted on 11/04/2013 6:25:32 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! BETTER DEAD THAN RED!)
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To: John Semmens

Sean, oh Sean,

I see both of your brain cells are firing...not successfully, of course.

Shut your lesser Obamahole and get back to doing the only thing that you are capable of doing: reading scripts written by others in a somewhat non-repulsive manner.


13 posted on 11/04/2013 6:30:02 AM PST by Da Coyote
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Well ... Sean Penn certainly KNOWS about being 'committed' to mental hospital ....


14 posted on 11/04/2013 6:30:16 AM PST by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: John Semmens

A dingbat advising a dingbat.


15 posted on 11/04/2013 6:31:32 AM PST by jetson
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To: jsanders2001

What has the sweet young maiden Scarlet Jo done to be on your Bad Girl List?


16 posted on 11/04/2013 6:36:32 AM PST by lee martell
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To: John Semmens
I believe that Cruz would truly be happier if he were confined and medicated.

Everyone has a right to happiness. Therefore, to make me happy, they should confine and medicate Sean Penn.

17 posted on 11/04/2013 6:39:36 AM PST by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Veteran, 70-71)
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To: lee martell

She and 0 are text pals. Believe me I wish she weren’t on the list...: )


18 posted on 11/04/2013 6:43:02 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: John Semmens
"We Gotta Git Your Mind Right Son!"


19 posted on 11/04/2013 6:49:21 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: John Semmens
Our Constitution guarantees a person’s right to happiness.

Sean Penn, candidate for moron-in-chief, has a right to PURSUE happiness as do we all, not a guarantee of achieving it. Why are we even repeating what this individual says?

20 posted on 11/04/2013 6:50:40 AM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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