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Press Secretary Insists President Didn't Break Promise
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| 1 Nov 2013
| John Semmens
Posted on 11/01/2013 9:48:24 PM PDT by John Semmens
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posted on
11/01/2013 9:52:24 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(Ted Cruz/Sarah Palin 2016)
To: John Semmens
Like any other stool sample, Obamacare had to be passed so we could see what is in it.
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posted on
11/01/2013 9:52:39 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Have you had your ObamaCare Marketplace shopping experience today?)
To: John Semmens
“While it's true that a few who were satisfied ..
Not only should this Carney be working for Barnum & Bailey, he obviously also is a product of the new Math: a few is not 90 million!
To: John Semmens
“Carney likened President Obama’s assurances to those that a parent gives a child.”
And here the truth is spoken, liberals believe that the rest of us are “simple children” unable to care or make intelligent decisions for ourselves without “Daddy Government”. And of course only liberal, socialist demonrats are competent to play the role of daddy government. Well I think that finally after five years a majority of Americans are realizing that for the last five years the village idiots have been in charge.
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posted on
11/01/2013 9:54:00 PM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: John Semmens
With hours and hours of Obama’s big mouth utterances ... who you ganna’ believe. All on the internet.
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posted on
11/01/2013 9:55:53 PM PDT
by
doc1019
To: John Semmens
“Ah, I didn’t promise you what you thought I promised! Trust me!”
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posted on
11/01/2013 10:00:56 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
To: John Semmens
It wasn’t broken, it was shot in the @$$ and vaporized.
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posted on
11/01/2013 10:03:09 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: John Semmens
I almost fell for it, but as semi news/satire does, it reads as almost what you’d expect!
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posted on
11/01/2013 10:04:04 PM PDT
by
Exit148
To: John Semmens
What he meant to say was, “If I like your plan, you can keep it.”
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posted on
11/01/2013 10:06:40 PM PDT
by
MNnice
To: John Semmens
From a distance, the line looks sharp, but as you get closer, you find the borders between satire and reality that looked sharp from afar are a gradation from light to dark and back. In that gradation we find John's footprints...
Another good one, John!
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posted on
11/01/2013 10:07:33 PM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: John Semmens
Since I ignore anything obunghole and the estrogen deprived silibelous have to say, no way to know how true or satirical this is.
Again, the truth is probably much too close to discern a difference.........
To: FlingWingFlyer
Like any other stool sample...so precise. ;-)
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posted on
11/01/2013 10:18:41 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
To: John Semmens
Excellent, John! Got all the way to the end, knowing it was yours, and yet looking for the telltale point where reality becomes satire... and missed it yet again!!
You're gonna make me start reading the damn news over more carefully, you keep this up....
I was talking yesterday with a dear family member who is a dyed-in-the-wool liberal Democrat and they said almost exactly what you wrote! I thought they were pulling my leg, but no, they were deadly serious.
These people are demented. Thank you for your all-too-accurate portrayal.
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posted on
11/01/2013 10:19:18 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...starting to sound pretty good actually)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
11/01/2013 10:26:50 PM PDT
by
GeronL
To: John Semmens
What a tool. And a pedantic, condescending tool at that. This particular time I’m talking about Carney, not The Won.
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posted on
11/01/2013 10:28:07 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: John Semmens
In related news, new research by scientists at the Medical Research Council Cognition and Brain Sciences Unit (MRC CBSU) and the University of Cambridge has shown that some patients declared to be in an irreversible vegetative state are actually more aware of their surroundings than thought. Many of the are sufficiently functional to arrive at polling places and cast votes for Democrats!
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posted on
11/01/2013 10:30:49 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
But unfortunately I do not think it was incompetence but rather malicious intent to grab personal data. If only we were just dealing with morons & not calculating operator.
To: John Semmens
What is wrong with you bastards, are you going to believe your own eyes and ears or the President’s Press Secretary.
This stupidity may bring the herd to this President’s door as the prices break people and their patience.
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posted on
11/01/2013 10:47:34 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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